That picture up there is what he was watching...
Aiga: Hehehe They're so cute together watching gay porn of Phi and Hearts
Me: Aigaaa! whatchu watching?
Aiga: U-um nothing just people making out..thats it! quickly gets out of that website
Me: doesn't trust him after last time Suuuuuuuuuuure your watching people making out. Well I don't have time to deal with this shit your doing. Pretends to Leave
Aiga: in his head Thank god she's gone opens up that website again
Aiga: oh shoot.....i forgot to get some snacks. I'll be back. leaves his phone on the table
Me, Phi and Hearts: Enters Aiga's room
Hearts: Oh hey! he left his phone here and.......Mom, Phi come see this....
Phi: Fine it better be good
Me: It better not be a waste-
Me and Phi: HOLY DAMN SHIT...
Me, Phi and Hearts: watches Aiga's gay porn video of Phi and Hearts ...
Hearts: My innocence is ruined forever (╥_╥)
Aiga: walks in with snacks and sees me holding his phone playing that gay porn he was watching ....
Aiga: I can explain...
Me: Giving Aiga a really pissed Korosensei look and gets my belt
Hearts: Crying my innocence is forever ruined ╥_╥
Phi: Gives him the really intense death glare You ruined my brother's innocence. I'm giving you 3 seconds to run...
Aiga: Drops snacks and run GOD FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS PLEASE!-
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Once Phi found Aiga, he took my belt and nearly beated him to death and now poor Aiga has some bruises and broken bones. Hopefully he gets better soon. Lesson learned today: Never leave your phone behind where people can take it and see your business. Please don't end up like Aiga.
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