My Weird/Crack Book of Beyblade Randomness *CURRENTLY UNDER EDITING*

You Could've Used A Napkin-

A scenario I thought of while seeing this:

Phi: eating chocolate

Hearts: chilling on his phone

Phi: Aw shit my hands are dirty..Eh, I'll just wipe it off on Hearts

Phi: Hey Hearts.

Hearts: Yeah?

Phi: "pets" him

Hearts: Oh mah gawd my brother petted me! He does love me!!

Phi: Damn this works better than washing your hands.

Hearts: goes to the bathroom and looks at the mirror  Ayee who's that sexy beast-

Hearts: notices there is chocolate on his hair

Hearts: ...

Hearts: PHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!

Phi: silently laughing in the living room