My Weird/Crack Book of Beyblade Randomness *CURRENTLY UNDER EDITING*

Evel No-

His face is me when someone decides to do something stupid

Evel: casually watching gay porn on his tablet for "research"

Hearts: launches Hades for the 30th time and Hades decided to be slow on every launch

Hearts: Jeez, what's wrong with my bey Hades today..

Hearts: Eh, I'll ask Evel if he knows what's up.

Hearts: goes to Evels' research lab

Evel: Interesting...

Hearts: busts open the door  EVEL!!

Evel: doesn't give a shit if Hearts is there

Hearts: walks up to him  I NEED YOU TO TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG WITH HADES AND- oh my goodness...

Evel: Oh hello there Hearts.

Hearts: What in the hell are you watching?

Evel: Gay porn.

Hearts: FIRST OF ALL, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU WATCHING THAT??

Evel: Research.

Hearts: How is watching gay porn research?

Evel: I'm studying the reason and the cause of pleasure when two people have intimate sex. More importantly on how does men feel pleasure when they have sex with other men.

Hearts: But why?

Evel: I thought it was interesting. 

Hearts: But still, why would you watch that kind of stuff?

Evel: I've seen you and Aiger do "it" once and you seemed to enjoy it.

Hearts: NO I DIDN'T! HE RAPED ME IN MY ROOM! DIDN'T YOU SEE HIM TIE ME UP?!

Evel: I know what I saw. I also heard that Phi beated him up pretty badly.

Hearts: Yeah, I lost my innocence that day.

Evel: We all lose our innocence at some point in life.

Hearts: Yeah I get it but still, why are you watching gay porn?

Evel: It kinda gave me some motivation to do some of that research on you.

Hearts: 😶

Evel: Wanna try? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hearts: I mean...It's not like I have anything better to do. But wait, what if Phi found out?

Evel: I already told him about my whole research thing. 

Hearts: What did he say?

Evel: "Feel free to try it but don't you dare go too hard on him or I'll kill you.".

Hearts: Okay then.

Evel: Do you still want to try out my little research with me?

Hearts: Sure

Evel: Good, then lay down over there.

Hearts: Okay-

I'm not putting the rest on here since this isn't a lemon book lol. Long story short, They did it and Aiger secretly saw the whole thing and made a sex tape and they both found out about it and Hearts told Phi and Phi beated the shit out of him again. The end.