My Weird/Crack Book of Beyblade Randomness *CURRENTLY UNDER EDITING*

Le Bed Intruder

Lui: Hey Valt

Valt: Yeah?

Lui: Do you know what a rapist is?

Valt: Um no..

Lui: Well a rapist is someone who rapes people.

Me: Thanks for stating the obvious -_-

Valt: What is rape?

Lui: Well.. Rape is-

Shu: covers his mouth  Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

Lui: COUNT NIGHT IS A RAPIST!!! AND SO IS SHU!!

Shu: If you don't go back to the ocean now..

Valt: Huh??

Lui: Valt just yell "PLEASE HIDE YOUR KIDS, HIDE YOUR WIFE, AND HIDE YOUR HUSBAND" when Count night comes in ok?

Valt: Okay...

Shu: drags Lui with him  You and I will have a talk...

(Later)

Count Night: comes through the window of Valt's house  Sup Va-

Valt: screams  PLEASE HIDE YOUR KIDS, HIDE YOUR WIFE, AND HIDE YOUR HUSBAND!!!

Count Night: Nani the fuck ಠ_ಠ