Valt: Casually driving on the highway
Daigo: Can we listen to something? I'm getting bored..
Valt: No, If I listen to Music, I lose focus.
Ken: talks using Keru You have got to be kidding me..
Me: Dang it...
Valt: Sorry guys but I hafta focus.
Shu: He's right guys.
Rantaro: Aw man..
Valt: Hey Shu, Where's the speed limit?
Shu: I don't see any speed limit-
Valt: N-no speed limit?
Me: Uh oh...
Rantaro: Pass me the Aux Cord please?
Shu: passes the Aux Cord You better not play any trash.
Rantaro: It's educational for Valt!
Me: cough Yeah right-
Shu: Go ahead and play it.
Rantaro: plays Gotta Go Fast
Valt: twitches
Shu: Um Valt?...
Me: Are you ok?-
Valt: floors the gas
Shu: HOLY SH-
Rantaro: OH HELL YEA!!
Me: VALT WHAT THE F-
Valt: gets his kazoo and aggressively play Megalovania on it
Daigo and Ken: holding each other and screaming WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!!
Shu: RANTARO YOU'RE PAYING OUR HEALTH INSURANCE!!
Valt: goes to 260 miles per hour
Everyone else except Rantaro: screaming like little kids
Me: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!
Rantaro: NOW THIS IS WHAT I CALL DRIVING!!!
Me: ONCE WE GET OUT OF THE HOSPITAL, I'LL BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA YOU!
Daigo: cries I have so much to live for ;-;
Ken: I LOVE YOU GUYS! sobbing
Shu: NEXT TIME I'M DRIVING!!
Valt: nearly hits a car
Me: passes out
Shu: gets a heart attack
Ken: crying
Rantaro: FUCK THE POLICE!
Daigo: Make this stop please...
Valt: goes somehow to 400 miles per hour and aggressively playing Megalovania on the Kazoo
Me: VALT I SWEAR-
Valt: But the fun has only begun! :)
Everyone else except Rantaro: OH HELL NO-
Rantaro: This is why I love you Valt Aoi ಥ‿ಥ
I died while reading this 😂😂
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