Never let Valt Drive 😂

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Valt: Casually driving on the highway 

Daigo: Can we listen to something? I'm getting bored..

Valt: No, If I listen to Music, I lose focus.

Ken: talks using Keru  You have got to be kidding me..

Me: Dang it...

Valt: Sorry guys but I hafta focus.

Shu: He's right guys.

Rantaro: Aw man..

Valt: Hey Shu, Where's the speed limit?

Shu: I don't see any speed limit-

Valt: N-no speed limit?

Me: Uh oh...

Rantaro: Pass me the Aux Cord please?

Shu: passes the Aux Cord  You better not play any trash.

Rantaro: It's educational for Valt!

Me: cough  Yeah right-

Shu: Go ahead and play it.

Rantaro: plays Gotta Go Fast

Valt: twitches

Shu: Um Valt?...

Me: Are you ok?-

Valt: floors the gas

Shu: HOLY SH-

Rantaro: OH HELL YEA!!

Me: VALT WHAT THE F-

Valt: gets his kazoo and aggressively play Megalovania on it

Daigo and Ken: holding each other and screaming  WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!! 

Shu: RANTARO YOU'RE PAYING OUR HEALTH INSURANCE!!

Valt: goes to 260 miles per hour 

Everyone else except Rantaro: screaming like little kids

Me: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!

Rantaro: NOW THIS IS WHAT I CALL DRIVING!!!

Me: ONCE WE GET OUT OF THE HOSPITAL, I'LL BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA YOU!

Daigo: cries  I have so much to live for ;-;

Ken: I LOVE YOU GUYS! sobbing

Shu: NEXT TIME I'M DRIVING!!

Valt: nearly hits a car

Me: passes out

Shu: gets a heart attack

Ken: crying

Rantaro: FUCK THE POLICE!

Daigo: Make this stop please...

Valt: goes somehow to 400 miles per hour and aggressively playing Megalovania on the Kazoo

Me: VALT I SWEAR-

Valt: But the fun has only begun! :)

Everyone else except Rantaro: OH HELL NO-

Rantaro: This is why I love you Valt Aoi ಥ‿ಥ

I died while reading this 😂😂

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