My Weird/Crack Book of Beyblade Randomness *CURRENTLY UNDER EDITING*

Not my only kids you know :T

Suoh: Hey Frisk

Me: yEs?

Suoh: Is Phi and Hearts the only kids you have?

Me: lies Yes.

Suoh: gives a skeptical look

Me: Don't look at me like that-

Suoh: comes up behind me and licks the back of my neck

Me: !!!!!!! smol blush

Suoh: I taste a lie~

Me: SUOH FOR FUCK'S SAKE, THERE'S NO TIME FOR A DARLING IN THE FRANXX REFRENCE RIGHT NOW! >:V GO LICK FUBUKI'S NECK OR SOMETHING

Suoh: Ok damn you don't need to be so aggressive. -_-

Me: Sorry dude, I got way too much things in my head.

Suoh: It's fine

Phi: walks in  Hey mom..

Me: Yeah?

Phi: Do I have other Siblings?

Me: Lies through my teeth  No

Hearts: walks in  Come on, It's fine you can tell us

Me: Ok fine but try not to freak out once I tell you.

Phi, Hearts, and Suoh: Ok?

Me: Okay, You have 8 other Siblings while I have 3 dads, 2 moms, 3 brothers, A WHOLE lot of Sisters (Idk why tho), 1 Grandma, and 1 Um... Ex-Grandpa? 

Phi and Hearts: eye twitch

Me: Sorry :T

Suoh: fuck dis shit i'm out- yeets outta here and goes to his husbando Fubuki

Phi and Hearts: trying to process what I just said

Phi and Hearts: N a n i