My Weird/Crack Book of Beyblade Randomness *CURRENTLY UNDER EDITING*

Probably The Most Cursed Chapter I've Ever Written

The Lion Sleeps Tonight plays in the distance

Phi: Hey Aiger

Aiger: What do you want?

Phi: Guess what.

Aiger: What?

Phi: I can make the whole world hate me in one chapter.

Aiger: You can't make the whole world hate you in just one chapter-

Phi: You get a small cup, put a little bit of milk in it, put a little bit of salt, put a little bit of sugar, drink it and that's what cum tastes like.

Aiger: ......

Aiger: Don't ever talk to me again as long as I live.

Yep, I regret writing this...