My Weird/Crack Book of Beyblade Randomness *CURRENTLY UNDER EDITING*

Oh no...

Lui: Hey Valt.

Valt: Yeah?

Lui: I have a "educational" song for you.

Valt: Okay I wanna hear it! 😃

Lui: puts on Deepthroat in his headphones  Have fun... evil laughter

Valt: Huh what's this?

(A few minutes later)

Valt: Hey Shu...

Shu: Yes?

Valt: What do these words mean?

Shu: What words?

Valt: insert a lot of dolphin censoring noises

Shu: eye twitch

Shu: I'll be back... gets his axe

(A moment later)

Lui: listening to G-Eazy

Shu: runs up to him with his axe 1 inch away from his face

Lui: What the-

Shu: insert a yandere voice  What. did. you. do. to. Valt.

Lui: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE KURENAI! 😈 

Shu: YOU FUCKING LAND SHARK I'LL KILL YOU!