My Weird/Crack Book of Beyblade Randomness *CURRENTLY UNDER EDITING*

Malk

Inspired by Julian Smith

Aiger: Hey Suoh, got anything to drink?

Suoh: Yeah, in the Fridge.

Ranjiro: Hey Aiger, Uh...Grab me a glass of Malk.

Aiger: They don't have any Malk..But I can get you some milk.

Suoh: That's what he just said...

Ranjiro: Yeah, I just want some Malk.

Aiger: Nah, you're saying it wrong. You're saying mALk like it's a disease...

Suoh: chuckles  How do you say it?

Aiger: I'm just saying it the way everyone else ought to say it, Milk M-I-L-K

Suoh: Right, Like 2%

Ranjiro: Right, Whole Malk

Aiger: No no no no no, Say Milkshake.

Ranjiro: Milkshake?

Aiger: Now say Milk.

Ranjiro: Malk...

Aiger: I-...Are you hearing this?

Suoh: Yeah, the man wants a glass of Mulk.

Aiger: Mulk???

Suoh: flips his hair to the left side  Give him the Mulk Aiger!!

Fubuki: walks in the room  Suoh, Inside voices please?

Suoh: Sorry Fubuki...My other friends....

Fubuki: walks away

Ranjiro: AIGER! POUR ME A GLASS OF MALK!!

Aiger: Why are you yelling at me?

Suoh: Just give him the fricken Mulk!

Aiger: You guys aren't even saying the same thing!!

Ranjiro: WE'RE ALL SAYING MALK AIGER!

Aiger: NO YOU'RE SAYING MALK! HE'S SAYING MULK!

Suoh: MULK

Ranjiro: UHHHHHHH!!

Suoh: BLUHHHH!!!

Aiger: 😑

Suoh: unnecessary groaning 

Ranjiro: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALK-

Aiger: SHUT UP! SHUT. UP.! gets a gun and points it to his head

Suoh and Ranjiro: pulls out their guns and points it at Aiger

Suoh: YOU BETTER PUT IT DOWN NOW!

Ranjiro: NO DON'T DO IT AIGER!!

Aiger: YOU'RE GONNA SHOOT ME IF I SHOOT MYSELF? IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!

Suoh and Ranjiro: looks at each other and points their guns at their heads

Suoh: AIGER PUT IT DOWN!

Ranjiro: PUT THE GUN DOWN!

Aiger: PUT YOUR GUNS AWAY!!

Suoh: JUST PUT IT DOWN NOW.. o(╥﹏╥)🔫o

Aiger: I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF OVER THIS!

Ranjiro: YOU'RE LIKE A BROTHER TO ME!!!

Aiger: PUT THE GUN DOWN!!

Ranjiro: YOUR HAND IS LIKE A BROTHER TO ME! o(╥﹏╥)🔫o sobs

Suoh: excessive sobbing

Aiger: yelling

Me: puts the To Be Continued music  :>