My Weird/Crack Book of Beyblade Randomness *CURRENTLY UNDER EDITING*

When The Bey Characters Are Drunk

Valt: takes a small sip CFVYGUBHNIJOIDHBSGUKALDFHJNDUKCHSDFBAHSDFSKDHFHKSDJHFAJSDAHS 

Me: gets my armor  I'm ready...

Shu: mostly clinging to Valt and whining

Rantaro: thinks he's in a amusement park with his mom

Wakiya: chasing Rantaro  cOmE hERe mY lOVe- hic  

Daigo: drinks 999 bottles of Tequila and doesn't get drunk

Me: HOW IN THE NAME OF F-

Ken: passed out the whole time cause the poor boi can't handle alcohol

Xander: singing Lil John songs horribly

Zac: singing chandelier while yelling and dancing on a pole

Akira: rapping to a bottle

Ben: acts like a dog and barking and saying slurred lines

Yugo: yelling and breaking things the whole time

Ukyo: takes a small sip  TENGO TODO LO QUE QUIEREN LAS WACHAS!!

Me: 😂😂😂

Ukyo: takes off his shirt and dances  ¡UNA CEPILLO VOY A TOMAR Y ASÍ OLVIDAREEEEEEE!

Me: 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Quon: hits the Quon  I MADE YOU MOTHER!!!

Gabe: singing bad romance but he's screaming it  RA RA AH AH AH RO MA RO MA MA GA GA HU LA LA!!!! WANT YOUR FUCKING BAD ROMANCE!!!

Lui: singing baby shark and acting like a shark

Me: 😮 gasp

Silas: THIS IS MY LAST RESORT!!! bangs his head on the table

Free: sees a whole wonderland 

Shasa: gets her umbrella and opens it  LOOK AT MY UMBRELLA!!!

Kris: A potato flew around my room before you came... staring at a fan

Ghasem: trying to karate chop Xander

Rickson: constantly saying around while spinning

Stan: lays on the floor  I'M A HAMBURGER! EAT ME!!

Django: OH SHASA!!! WILL YOU EAT THIS ROYAL PRINCE'S DONG?

Shasa: TAKE YOUR JACKET AND FUCK OFF MATE!!! hic

Django: Okay, I'll guess I'll go to a corner and friendzone myself then.. ;-; drunk crying

Me: 😂

RenWu: YOU FUCKTARDS OPPOSE THE SEX GOD??? T-posing on top of a table

Raul: walks up to Aiger and whispers in his ear  Inhale my dong enragement child..

Me: Um, The fuck?

Aiger: saying slurred nonsense the whole time

Ranjiro: runs around the place and climbing on tables

Me: Boi get down-

Fubuki: WEEEEE I CAN FLY!!!!! jumps off the table and hurts himself   ah shit sherlock f-

Suoh: trying to molest Fubuki but cries when he misses his chance

Xavier: trying to find Undyne  WHERE ARE YOU FISH WOMAN???

Me: Up your ass-

Laban: hissing at ben the whole time  

Kyle: growling at every dog he sees

Evel: straight up recording everyone 

Count Night: talks to the clock in a British accent  I'm not fucking drunk for the last time!..

Phi: goes to the roof and curses at the sky

Me: What the f-

Hearts: dancing on a pole with his legs and playing the saxophone

Me: ಠ_ಠ the fu-

(Seriously, How do adults drink that stuff? Btw this is the best I can do.)