My Weird/Crack Book of Beyblade Randomness *CURRENTLY UNDER EDITING*

dOn'T dO DrUgS KiDs

Me (The Teacher): Ok kids we are learn about different types of drugs and how harmful it is.

Everyone: looks at Lui

Lui: What?

Me: So we are gonna learn about this first drug called Cocaine-

Lui: stands on the table and puts out a rap instrumental

Me: Lui wtf

Lui: PLEASE DON'T DO COCAINE, COCAINE RUINS YOUR BRAIN, PLEASE DON'T DO COCAINE, COCAINE RUINS YOUR BRAIN

Me: I bet he's already high on cocaine ಠ_ಠ

Suoh and Gabe: dancing in the background  PLEASE DON'T DO COCAINE, COCAINE RUINS YOUR BRAIN

Shu: What is going on?

Valt: follows Suoh and Gabe 

Shu: Oh not you too (>ლ)

Lui, Valt, Suoh, and Gabe: PLEASE DON'T DO COCAINE, COCAINE RUINS YOUR BRAIN

Lui: The end

Everybody except Shu and Me: claps and cheers

Me: Who the fuck raised this child?

Shu: THAT'S WHAT I WANNA KNOW

Me: EXACTLY

Lui: I was raised by a Shark and a human-

Me and Shu: W h a t

Lui: Nothing-

Me and Shu: Blasts Baby shark 

Everyone: BABY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO BABY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO BABY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO BABY SHARK!

Lui: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO