My Weird/Crack Book of Beyblade Randomness *CURRENTLY UNDER EDITING*

Zac and Wakiya being Drunk as Usual

Me and Aiger: playing Super Smash Bros. Ultimate

Me: Oh heck yea I'm winning :P

Aiger: Uh Uh Uh! Not so fast!

Me: What chu mean?

Aiger: hits a "Smash" ball and his Mario flies out of the screen

Me: HAHA YOU FELL FOR THE FAKE ONE HAHAHA

Aiger: WHAT

Me: And now you're finished. hits the real smash ball

Aiger: OH NO

Me: finishes him off with my Fox  Haha I Win!

Aiger: Awww no fair

Me and Aiger: hears banging on the door  The frick-

Zac and Wakiya: busts in  WASSUP BITCHES hic

Me and Aiger: totally clueless

Wakiya: iM bRiTNeY biTCh dances on a random pole

Aiger: You are not-

Wakiya: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'M GONNA SWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING FROM THE CHANDLIER- hic  FROM THE CHANDLIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR hic  IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'M GONNA LIVE- hic  LIKE TOMMOROW DOESN'T EXISSSSSSSSST hic  LIKE IT DOESN'T EXIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST hic

Me and Aiger: What in the name of fuck-

Zac: ties himself on the ceiling fan  A POTATO FLEW AROUND MY ROOM BEFORE YOU CAME- hic

Me: ZAC GET THE FUCK DOWN BEFORE YOU-

Zac: falls down and busts his hip  AHHHH THE PAIN! THE PAIN!!! IT REMINDS ME OF IT ALL!!!

Me and Aiger: :I BOI

Wakiya: I LIKE RANTARO AND I AM BARBIE BITCHEZ- hiccup

Rantaro: NANI???

Aiger: gets out of the crazy shit he's in  Fuck dis shit I'm out-

Wakiya: mARrY mE hONcHo 

Rantaro: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH A DRUNK BARBIE!! runs away

Wakiya: cOME bACk mY lOVe!!! hic

Me: This is the moment where the Lad proposes to the other Lad-

Rantaro: SHUT UP

You: YEA WHAT HE SAID!!

Rantaro: THANK YOU!

Me: gives both of y'all death glares  Y'all wanna be beaten to death with the Belt and Chancla now don't ya?

You and Rantaro: Uh no thanks-

Me: you do not wanna know what I did next