Shu: Hi guys! Today, I'm going to show you on how to hide from fangirls.
Shu: As you can see, I'm chased by fangirls 24/7...
Shu: THIS is the guide that you need on how to hide from fangirls and stay with your beloved boyfriend in private- cough Anyways, here are the 6 steps on how to hide from fangirls.
Shu: Step one: Get yourself a lot of wigs and make up. Your going to need it if you're going to hide from them..
Step two: Get yourself hats, clothes, pants, etc... so you look unrecognizable to them
Step three: Get a friend to help you out. For instance, I will get Valt to help me.
Valt: Hiiiii!!!
Shu: Anyways...
Step four: Put on your unrecognizable attire and your wigs so they won't recognize you.
Step five: Get your friend to get you to look like you got gang-banged with crayons.
Shu: VALT! DRAW ON MY FACE!
Valt: YAYYY!!!
Later..
Shu: AND last but not least...
Step Six: Go out in public and just act natural.
Me: So...here is what Shu looks like right now except imagine his face with a lot of colors..
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Shu: Here goes.. gets out in public and goes past the fangirls
Me: There IS a difference between going out with make-up on and getting gang-banged by crayons..
Fangirl #1: Hold on...Isn't that Shu?
Shu: in a fake-ass girl voice No, I'm just a regular woman walking by...
Fangirl #2: Let's see about that... yeets his wig off
Fangirls: le gasp
Shu: shit-
Fangirl #2: See, I told you guys it was Shu.
Fangirl: OMG SHU, WHY WOULD YOU HIDE FROM US? COME HERE BABY BOY!
Shu: Oh hell no-
Fangirl #1: LET'S GO TAKE SHU SOMEWHERE WHERE NOBODY COULD TAKE HIM FROM US!
Fangirls: YEAH!! grabs Shu
Shu: AUTHOR-CHAN HELP ME!!!
Me: Too Bad So Sad, You got yourself into this mess now you get out of it!
Shu: NO PLEASE!
Me: You get out of it yourself. Bye! walks away with the peace sign
Shu: DON'T LEAVE ME HERE WITH THEM!!
Fangirls: evil laughing
And the next thing you know, Shu got chained down and got raped by Fangirls...
