My Weird/Crack Book of Beyblade Randomness *CURRENTLY UNDER EDITING*

How To End Up In The Graveyard Like Phi

Phi: watches a video

Mom: constantly talking

Kid: slaps his mom in the video  LET ME TALK MOM!!

Phi: Damn, I wonder if that does work..

Later..

Phi: HEY MOM! slaps me

Me: gives him a death glare and slowly gets out a baseball bat  You shouldn't have done that...

Phi: OH SHI-

And Just like that, He went to the Graveyard