My Weird/Crack Book of Beyblade Randomness *CURRENTLY UNDER EDITING*

One of many Relatable things

Me: PHI!!

Phi: YEAH?

(Silence)

Phi: yells as loud as he can  YEAH?

(More Silence)

Phi: Oh For Fucks Sake-

Phi: busts in my room  YOU NEED SOMETHING WOMAN?

Me: Get me some food

Phi: mumbles under his breath  All that for some fucking food-

Me: I HEARD THAT!

Phi: wants to talk back but he doesn't want to because he knows I'll whoop him  Okay okay I'll get you some food.

Like seriously, How can parents hear you when you're mumbling but can't hear you when you're yelling like come on.