My Weird/Crack Book of Beyblade Randomness *CURRENTLY UNDER EDITING*

DISGUSTANG

In this scenario, Phi and Hearts are little kiddos

Phi: doesn't flush the fucking toilet after having a "number 2"

Hearts: Go back and flush the toilet!

Phi: Screw that, LET'S MAKE A SONG FOR SHERLOID!!

Hearts: 😃

Me: enters the bathroom and the toilet isn't flushed  ಠ_ಠ These nasty fucks...

Phi: starts recording  Sherloid Bai. Sherloid Oh Rabekki Jeanete.

Hearts: secretly masting in the background

Phi: And don't forget all the trouble we got into-

Me: opens the door  Which one of you sick fucks don't know how to flush the toilet after you had a SHET?! 

Hearts: It wasn't me!

Me: Well it was foking one a yus.

Hearts: ಠ_ಠ

Phi: ಠ_ಠ

Me: insert earrape  DISGUSTANG!!! closes the door

Hearts: 😐

Phi: ... stops recording