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Blow Square Breaths?

In this scenario, Valt is a 5 year old. (This video is not mine and it goes to its rightful owner)

Chiharu and Valt: walking down the park

Valt: sees square balloons

Valt: MOMMY! MOMMY! Can I buy those balloons that look like squares?

Chiharu: Okay Valt but only one ok? gives him one dollar

Valt: Ok!

Valt: goes to the cashier

Cashier: Why hello there little one! You came here to buy one of my balloons?

Valt: Yes please!

Cashier: Okay! But they cost one dollar.

Valt: I have a question.

Cashier: Go ahead!

Valt: Excuse me ma'am, but how do you blow square balloons?

Cashier: Blow square breaths!

Valt: 🤨 what kind of bladery is this?

(The word "Bladery" rightfully goes to Electro_Hearts213. It isn't my word that I came up with so it rightfully belongs to her.)