Phan oneshots

Unlikely (part 1)

Y'all, I'm homeschooled. Why am I writing a high school AU?

Requested by: Brianaisnotamazing

Bri you didn't give me any specifics, so I just went with something. Hope it's kinda what you wanted??

Word count: 3,754

Genre: Cliché cliché FLUFF
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Dan Howell. Everybody knew that name. It was whispered and gossiped down every school corridor. Girls would swoon if he even glanced at them. Only few got the privilege of being his close friend.

"-slept with her last week-"

"-so handsome-"

"-heard he's really good in bed-"

You get the point.

What was not to like about Dan Howell? Long brown hair perfectly shaped around his head, deep brown eyes, thin pink lips, and a think, lanky body. It's no wonder girls and guys were falling for him left and right.

"Hey Chris, hey Peej," Dan says as he walks over to his only two best friends.

"Hey there, Mr. Popular," Chris grins.

"You know I hate that nickname," Dan groans. Chris nudges Pj before opening his mouth wide and batting his eyelashes. "Pj look! Omg it's Dan Howell!" he says in an exaggerated girly voice.

Pj joins in. "Oh my gosh, he's like, so hot." Pj pretends to faint.

"You two are the worst," Dan groans. He opens his locker which is besides theres. Not a coincidence, they had all met because their lockers were next o each other. He takes out a few books that he would need for next period.

"How are things with Angie?" Chris asks, shrugging his backpack higher onto his shoulders.

"I told you, I'm done jumping from girl to girl," Dan says with a huff.

"You say that, but you also say you're not gay, so," Chris shrugs.

"Are you purposely trying to annoy me today? I didn't realize that was an event on the calendar," Dan says, rolling his eyes.

"It's not, but we should really look into making that a thing," Pj says. They begin to walk to their first period class together: Maths.

"I will literally murder you if you do," Dan says, staring at them hard.

Chris and Pj aren't phased. "Aw cmon Dan, lighten up a bit," Chris says, lightly punching Dan's arm. "You're always so series and sarcastic."

"It's just who I am," Dan replies shrugging.

"I know who will snap you out of it," Chris says, smirking. "And they're heading right towards you." Dan looks up and immediately spots who Chris was talking about.

Phil Lester. Nobody knew that name. He was the classic nerd of high school, minus the glasses, but Dan was pretty sure he wore contact lenses. Other than that, he fit the picture pretty well; tight buttoned, colored shirt, black skinny jeans, a black fringe styled in the opposite of Dan's, and books constantly protectively clutched to his chest.

Dan watches him pass, head staring down at the ground. He had his arms wrapped around his books making his small frame look even smaller.

Dan notices Chris and Pj watching him with smirks on their faces. Dan waves his hands at them. "Shove off, I do not like him."