•Title: "Snark"
•Requested by: nobody send requests
•Warnings: language
•Inspiration: idk
•Type: sentence prompt
A/N: this is gonna be hella short
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Jake and Colby calmly walk down the street, with their fingers intertwined. They look at eachother with bright smiles on their faces.
"I love you," Jake says as he looks at Colby adoringly.
"I love you too," Colby says, just as one of Jake's ex-boyfriends approaches them.
"Hey Jake," he says.
"Hey Bryce," Jake says awkwardly.
"You look," he pauses, "like you've grown," he says with a devillish smirk.
Colby tenses slightly and stands in front of Jake just a bit.
"You look about as small as your dick," Jake says
"You're just as ridiculous as you were then," Bryce says before walking past the couple.
"Can I kill him?" Colby asks, glaring at the back of Bryce's head.
"No," Jake responds instantly.
"Just a little bit?"
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A/N: I told you it will be short
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