A Dynamic Duet (Peter Parker X Reader)

Back to the Future!

(F/S)-- Favorite Show

Wow, that was a really weird blackout....

Just as quickly as it happened, I came back to reality, but there was something off. May was still here with me, but she no longer seemed concerned about me. We were still sitting on her couch, but maybe it was the TV that was weird. It was definitely bigger than it was a second ago, although The Real Housewives was still on. They were new characters, but I was pretty sure it was the same show.

I reached for my mug, but the coffee table wasn't there. There was new carpet down, too.

I was going to ask May what happened, thinking that I might have stepped into a new reality or something, when I heard a thump on the ground. Where May usually kept her decoration table near the couch's arm, an elderly woman was laying on the floor, looking like she just fainted. What the frick was happening?

The door going outside clicked and flew open, as a business woman walked in with a giant bag of groceries in both hands. Her expression changed from fairly happy to concerned, and then to angry. She stared down May, and furiously set the groceries down on a table I had never seen before in my life.

The woman stomped over to May, and pointed a sharply shaped red nail at her. I just shrunk into the couch cushions, hoping she wasn't going to attack me, either.

"Who the hell are you?" Mrs. Business asked.

A man came in as well, but he came out from where Peter's room was. He also seemed very business-like, although his tie was loosened up, and his pants were unbuttoned. The guy had a tiny little boy in his arms, who looked a lot like Mrs. Business. She must have been his mother, then.

"Chad, who is this?" Mrs. Business screeched at the dude. "You really thought you could bring some lady and her kid over, do you? Is this who you've been talking to on the phone lately?"

Mr. Casual Business raised up the one arm that wasn't holding the kid in it, defensively. His cheeks were bright red from embarrassment, as he looked at May and I on the couch.

"I have never seen these two people in my life!" he said.

"Oh sure you haven't," Mrs. Business retorted venomously. "Why the hell would they be here on our couch watching television if you didn't invite them, Chad?"

"You two shut up!" May snapped, finally standing up. "First of all, why are you in my house?"

Mrs. Business blinked, obviously confused and still angry. "Your house?"

"Yeah, my house," May repeated, hands on her hips. "I don't know how you guys got in here, but you need to leave."

"Who are you?" Mrs. Business asked.

"The lady who will call the cops on you if you don't leave now," May said, standing her ground. 

Mr. Business put his kid down, who went rushing for his mom. The dad just sighed, and began to walk over towards May.

"Do you have a name?" He asked. "What's your name?"

"May Parker," she answered, looking confused. "Why?"

Mr. Business looked at his wife, and they both seemed to relax. It seemed like they knew something that we obviously didn't. Mrs. Business picked up her kid, and walked over to her husband's side. The old lady was still passed out on the floor in front of them. 

"I think I understand what's happening," Mr. Business said. "I'm sorry."

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