love happy • chris evans (bwwm)

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DOUBLE UPDATE TWO DAYS IN A ROW AND LONG CHAPTER ALERT SO LETS GOOOO!

Shoutout to @rumprincess 💃🏽

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"I see you're eager to get this dinner finished." Chris spoke to Phoenix after she'd ordered her food and drink at the same time, not wanting to wait the extra five minutes to give the waiter her order after drinks.

"Or maybe I'm just hungry. Did you think of that?" She rolled her eyes to herself. She couldn't even pretend not to be upset with Chris as she scrolled through twitter, not once looking up from her phone. They had been sitting at the table for not even ten full minutes and she had already responded to 20 DMs on Instagram as Chris watched her intently.

"Hey." Chris spoke. He could tell from the moment she entered the restaurant that she was angry and that it'd take him some time to dig himself out of the doghouse. Rather than allowing him to pick her up at home, Phoenix opted to have Benoit drop her off and arrived at 8:19 instead of 8:00 as they agreed upon. Regardless of his ex fiancée's attitude, Chris elected to stay cool, calm and collected. He couldn't blame her for being furious at him seeing as though the last time they saw one another was at Mackie's party but had hoped she would've given him the respect of at least pretending to be interested. "Can you put your phone away please?"

"No." She answered flatly.

"Please."

Phoenix looked up at his face for the first time all night only to be greeted by a desperate expression. She sighed loudly before locking her phone and placing it upside down on the table. "Well Christopher, since you guilted me into putting away my only source of entertainment, the duty now falls to you."

"Why don't we play a questions game while we wait for our food?" Chris suggested to debunk the nonexistent awkwardness Phoenix was intentionally trying to create. "Both of us get to ask the other a question about absolutely anything; nothing is off limits and we both have to answer honestly."

"That doesn't sound like a fun game."

"Just ask me a question, Phoenix. I know you have PLENTY."

"You know what, you are absolutely right." She affirmed. "My first question is: what the fuck were you thinking when you put your dick inside of Jenny Slate?"

"Technically I didn't put it in... she sat on it." He corrected quietly. "Wait no, actually I did and not even a full stroke later, I pulled out and told her I couldn't have sex with her because I was thinking about you."

"And then she sat on your dick anyways after you told her that?"

"Yeah."

"Sooo it wasn't consensual?"

"I mean, I didn't resist or stop her..." He responded.

"Sooo you wanted to then?"

"Are you sure these are the questions you want to ask?"

"You said nothing is off limits and that you would be completely honest." She reminded. "Did you want to have sex with her or not?"

"Not at first." Chris admitted. "I couldn't even get hard."

"But you did get hard and then you had sex with her..."

"Yes Phoenix, I had sex with her but it's not like we made love." He clarified. "I barely touched her and I definitely didn't kiss her during the fact..."

"And you used protection?"

"The entire time." He confirmed. "Even with a condom on, I didn't even finish inside of her."