Texting

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Aziraphale:
Sweetie (you): Hey Dad.
Book-Sir: What?
Sweetie (you): The milk has gone bad.
Sweetie (you): See

Sweetie (you): See

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Book-Sir: 😆

Crowley:
Flower (you): Dadddd
Snake Boi: What
Flower (you): Want some updog for dinner?
Snake Boi: What?
Flower (you): Do you want some updog for dinner!
Snake Boi: What's updog?
Flower (you): Not much! You? :)
Snake Boi: Sometimes I wish you'd act your age.

Gabriel:
Peanut (you): Heard you got finally an iPhone, if you need any help with it don't hesitate to call me.
Angel Dad: pkhh
                    
                    
Angel Dad:v
Angel Dad:      
Peanut (you): Don't worry, it takes some time to learn how to text. Practice makes perfect
Angel Dad: Oklahoma

Beelzebub:
Bean (you): Hi mom.
Fly Mom: Nugget (Y/n)
Fly Mom: Nugget
Fly Mom: Not nugget
Fly Mom: Nugget
Fly Mom: ????
Bean (you): You're a wreak
Fly Mom: Did you do this??
Bean (you): Maybe😏
Fly Mom: What did you do?!?
Bean (you): I changed hi to nugget in your phone
Fly Mom: Why
Bean (you): Because I thought it'd be funny and it was.

The Young Family (Adam):
Sissoo (you): Send me some words of encouragement so I don't murder someone at school.
Bubby: There is no Netflix in prison.
Sissoo (you): 😳

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