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Sans x Flirtatious! Reader

requested by~ EvieEmpress

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"Come here often?" I ask with a smirk as I toss my arm over the skeletal figure's body. I can feel Sans sigh as he turns to me.

"You ask that about every time ya come here kiddo," he replies showing me his normal lazy smile. I send a playful smile his way before sitting in the seat next to him and accepting the drink Grillby was already handing me.

"Thanks, hot stuff," I say casually before turning to Sans. Grillby rolls his eyes before heading off to do something else. I was a flirt. I won't sugar coat that like I sugar coat my words. I only really flirt with Sans, however.

"So what's up kid?" Sans inquires, drinking his ketchup and glancing at me.

I think for a moment before resting my head on his arm laying on the counter, "My heart rate that's for sure. Also didn't I tell you to stop calling me kid?" Sans shakes his head at my first statement, a light blush on his cheeks.

"Oh, yea? What am I suppose to call you then?"

"Yours," I said with a sly smile, "Also I know you knew where that was going and I appreciate you playing along," I say raising my head and taking a drink of (f/d). We both laughed a little bit before continuing to make small talk and talk about our lives. Me throwing in small pickup lines and flirtatious comments in.

"You gotta be attracting all these people liked bees cause honey you're so sweet,"

"I only talk to you and 4 other people,"

"Are you a parking ticket cause you got fine written all over you?"

"Neither of us drive,"

"Are you sunburnt or are you always this hot?"

"No sun down here kid,"

"If you were a fruit you would be a fineapple,"

"That one was just terrible,"

That's how the next few hours went, me dropping small pickup lines while we caught up and Grillby groaning louder each time.

It was late when Grillby kicked us out. "Sorry, Grillby! See ya later!" I called walking outside with Sans behind me. Sans finished his ketchup bottle and tossed it in the trash before putting his hands in his pockets and standing next to me.

"Hey, can I walk you home because my mom always said to follow my dre-," before I was able to finish my final line for the night I was pushed against the wall. I gasped roughly and was meet with Sans's glowing eyes. He had his hands next to my arms and his knee between my legs, keeping me trapped against the brick wall.

"You think you're pretty tough right?" Sans said, looking almost amused.

I smiled cockily, "I mean yeah."

"Well," he pauses for a moment, "they say the tongue is the strongest muscle in your body. Wanna fight?" He practically growls the last part, moving slightly closer to me. I froze. The tables were completely turned and I had zero ideas on how to proceed. Before I knew it Sans had pressed a 'kiss' of sorts against my lips, I paused before melting into it and allowing him to led.
The kiss was cut when Sans withdrew and stepped back. He turned around and started walking home.

"Come on kiddo! Paps is waiting." I shook myself from the daze and quickly followed after him.

"That was not playing fair and you know it." I sneered, bumping into his arm. He snickered and grabbed my hand in his, "Also your hand fits well against mine."

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I was looking at my old Q & A chapter and I'm deadass cackling I look the same the only change is I chopped like 8 inches of hair off 😂