THE DAILY LIFE OF BEING THE CAMPUS IDOL'S FAKE BOYFRIEND

Chapter 20

During the military training period, everyone was completely worn out during the day, so after returning to their dorms, they pretty much went straight to bed after washing up.

Of course, there were also people who slept without washing up…like Xie QiBao.

The dorm only had one bathroom, so people had to take turns. If you weren’t fast enough to be 1st, you’d either had to wait, or go down the hall and use the public showers.

Ling Ke and Qi Feng obviously weren’t willing to wash with other people, so they always hurried back and were the 1st and 2nd to wash up in the dorm.

But Xie QiBao did things very slow-paced and often only came back to the room after the 1st person had finished showering. Seeing that there was a queue, he wouldn’t bother waiting, simply kicking off his pants and boots without even changing his other clothes before crawling into bed and instantly falling asleep.

If Xie QiBao lived alone, no one would care even if he didn’t wash for a year.

But the dorm was a public space, and with 4 big guys sweating day in and day out, just their clothes smelled beyond horrible. If they closed the windows and turned on the AC— Man, that stench could kill a man!

Therefore, on the 3rd day Xie QiBao decided not to wash up before sleeping, Gao JunFei had reached the end of his rope!

Class representative Gao JunFei was also the leader of this room. His responsibilities included maintaining the dorm’s sanitary conditions, and more importantly, maintaining his own sleep quality. If Xie QiBao continued to not shower, as the poor chap with an adjacent bed, he’d die from the B.O!

Thus, when Xie QiBao came back with a drooping his head and was about to go straight to bed, Gao JunFei snatched him up by the collar like a baby chick, threw him into the bathroom, peeled off all his clothes, and snarled, “Wash!”

In the next 15 minutes, Ling Ke and Qi Feng, who were already in bed, could hear scream after blood-curdling scream coming from the bathroom, plus Gao JunFei’s merciless roars/tongue-lashing: “Even I, someone from the north, washes daily! As a southerner, you actually dare not to wash! Do you know what you currently smell like! Fucking asshole, even the brine of pickled vegetables smell better than you! You planning on killing me with your stench to steal my money? Hah? ……”

At the beginning, Xie QiBao still retorted back, but whether in vocab or in volume, he couldn’t beat Gao JunFei’s ferocity.

Ling Ke heard Xie QiBao scream a, “This is none of your business!”, followed by Gao JunFei cursing, “You fucking asshole, I’d like to see if you have the guts to tattle to your mom then!”

And then, Xie QiBao started crying, his Mandarin mixing with some local dialect as he sobbed in grief and indignation.

“The fuck you crying for! Are you still a man?” Gao JunFei howled back, and then came the sound of a loud slap that echoed so thunderously both Qi Feng and Ling Ke shivered.

……A slap to the face? No, it sounded a bit different, more…

A second later, Xie QiBao’s incredulous voice wailed out, informing them of just what happened: “You spanked my butt! My—mom—never even spanked my butt! Ow! Gao JunFei you bastard! AHH……! Sobsob…….” And then in a broken voice, as if he was about to faint, he continued to cry.