I Hate This Book (, Might Delete)

(Old)Jokes 2

Why cause I had fun last time mostly America tho this time which is okay since this book is just really all about him/her..it's not as funny as last time sorry

Philippines: "hey America why is there pictures of this girl your room ?"

America: "Don't worry honey that's in the past"

Philippines: "Okay then why did you keep so much pictures of her ?"

America: "Because that was me".

———-transgender America is the best change my mind——————————————

Russia: 😏 "Hey there hot stuff wanna go out ?"

America: "Sir this is illegal"

Russia: "Oh why cause I am too good looking ?"

America: "Nooo your way to old for me your 913 years older than me I am a infant to you".

Russia: "......"

FBI "THIS IS THE FBI OPEN UP!"
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Here a conversation that happened to me before

America: "Hey I know what you eat for breakfast every morning".

Ireland: "Okay..."

America: "It's lucky charm you know since your Irish"

Ireland: "they don't sell lucky charms in Ireland-

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America: "Oh shoot I got a D on my test"

Russia: "that's not the only D your getting".

America: "Mister Moscow how many other test did I fail ?"

Russia: "Oh yeah your my student-
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America got a notification on his phone for someone called Daddy.

Daddy-bold   America-underlined

Daddy
>Amy I'll be at the train station in about 10 minutes

Okay I'll be there <

>seen yah soon xx

xx<

America made his way to the train station and waited for the train to come. The train finally came. America looked around for the taller man. A mean with a red flag and five stars came off the train. America walked up to him and walked past him. America held his arms out widen and ran over to the tall blue male and hugged him tight. "I missed you daddy".   "I missed you to son". Said the British voice.

_______why did I make this?——————————————

UN: "write something that a adopted"

America who wrote down me.

UN "haha very funny-

Britain who wrote down America.

UN:...wait-

Philippines who wrote ur mom

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America: "aw my arm is dead"

Britain: "like your mom"