Title: “The One With The Song.”
Scene 13: Interior / Cara’s Car on the Highway / Day
Cara is driving while Harry stares outside the window looking very focused.
CARA: “Why aren’t you talking? Tell me everything.”
HARRY: (sighs) “Okay, the name is Kevin.”
CARA: “Kevin? He doesn’t look like a Kevin.”
HARRY: “I know… but who does?”
CARA: “The guy from Home Alone looks like a Kevin.”
HARRY: “True.”
CARA: “We should come up with a nickname. Kevin makes me anxious.”
HARRY: “Um… K?”
CARA: “Unoriginal… Let’s go with Big Butt until we find something better.”
HARRY: (sighs again) “He is more than just a piece of ass to me. This is not sexual at all. I swear.”
CARA: “Am I actually hearing this?”
HARRY: “Shut up. He is so cute, like not physically cute only but also tender, you know? He is shy and when he smiles, he is like a better version of Justin.”
CARA: “Justin T or B?”
HARRY: “Both combined together.”
CARA: “I’m trying to picture it. Okay, done.”
HARRY: “Done? Okay, he is cuter than that.”
CARA: “Damn.”
HARRY: “He is from New Heaven.”
CARA: “You mean New Haven.”
HARRY: “Yeah, that. Somewhere close to New York.”
CARA: “Where Yale is.”
HARRY: “Is it?” (worried) “You think he goes to Yale? I’m totally screwed if he does.”
CARA: “Why?”
HARRY: “Because I’m dumb. You need to be smart if you go to Yale, right?”
CARA: “He does look kind of nerdy to be honest.”
HARRY: (faking Cara’s voice) “Oh no, honey, you are not dumb at all, don’t worry.”
CARA: (laughing) “Our friendship is all about honesty.”
HARRY: “Thank you.”
CARA: “Tell me more.”
HARRY: “I’m not dumb. You are dumb.”
CARA: “I was kidding, relax!”
HARRY: (carried away) “He is so small and huggable but he is also masculine and sexy. And the tats, oh my god, the tats. He has this tic-tac-toe tattoo on his right arm. I mean, you know how obsessed I was with that game back in school. It has to mean something.”
CARA: “Okay, maybe it does.”
HARRY: “And his eyes.” (thoughtful, smiling) “He is so damn pretty. I can’t.”
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