PeterxNed One-Shots

Otp Prompts(Fluff/Humor)

These are just Otp Prompts from all over the internet. I didn't write them but I love them so much I just had to share.

Ned: "Ouch.... I just cut my finger...can you get me a band aid?"

Peter: *runs around the room* "wheee ooooo wheeee ooooo wheeeee oooooo"

Ned: Peter?!

Peter: *slaps a band aid on Ned* "wheeee oooooo wheeee ooooo"

Ned: -_-
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Ned: *falls downstairs*

Peter: *catches Ned*

Peter: "Did you just-"

Ned: "Don't say it!"

Ned:......

Peter: "Fall for me"

Ned: "Put me down"
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Peter: &eating ice cream* "My mouth's cold"

Ned: "Want me to warm it up for you?"

Peter: *blushes* Y-yes

Ned: *hands Peter hot chocolate* "Here!"

Peter: *dying inside*

Ned: "This is what you meant right?"

Peter: "S-sure, yup, definitely"
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Peter: "Why does everyone keep asking whose the top and the bottom! We don't even own bunk beds!"

Tony: "...ummmmm..."

All the other Avengers: ......

Ned: "Sweetie no"
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Peter: "truth or dare?"

Ned: "truth"

Peter: "do you want to kiss me?"

Ned: "dare"

Peter: *leans in* "I dare you to kiss me"

Ned: "never have I ever-"

Peter: "ThAT's NOt thE gAMe!"
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Mj: *sees Peter and Ned walk into a room holding hands* "So who finally confessed?"

Peter: *with a proud smile* "It was me, I made sure it was short and sweet."

Ned: " You yelled, "listen hear you little sh*t I have feelings for you and it's about time you acknowledged them....from the top of the roof."

Peter: "It worked though."

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Peter: *refusing to get out of bed*

Ned: "Peter just get up! It's not that hard."

Peter: "NO I'M HIBERNATING!"

Ned: "What?! It's not that cold out and you're not even an animal!"

Peter: "I CAN BE WHAT I WANT TO BE NED!"

Ned: "Just get out of bed!"

Peter: "No"

Ned: "Ugh...That's it." *picks up Peter bridal style*

Peter: !!!! "P-PUT ME DOWN!!!"

Ned: "No."

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Ned: *staring dead into the camera with a microphone in hand* "And here, you can see the endangered Peter in their natural habitat."

Peter: *falls down the stairs, spilling his cereal everywhere*

Ned: "Natural Selection is coming for this specimen."

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Peter: *coming out of the shower*

Ned: "Finally.... I can brush my teeth."

Peter: "Brushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton."

Ned:"....thanks I really needed that werid out of the blue fact today"
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Ned:*usually quiet and refined*

Peter: "Want to play video games?"

Ned: "Yes of course!"

Ned: *After about ten minutes of playing, the loudest screaming and yelling goes into his mic at the game in rage*

Peter: *just a little scared, impressed, and a little turned on."
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Peter: *chokes on food*

Ned: "Jezz Peter don't die on me!"

Peter: "Don't tell me what to do, I'll do whatever the H. E double hockey sticks I want!"
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Ned: "Where are you?"

Peter: "I told you, I'm at work."

Ned: "Swear you're not at Chuck E Chesse again?"

*skee ball machine alarm goes off in the background*

Peter: "Yup gotta go bye?"
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I plan to make at least one of these into a full story but I'm really struggling with writing some new content! Thank you for the reads!