that bitch (Post Malone - completed)

DIY

I wake up with a banging head. My ears are ringing too. Actually that Austin's phone I can hear mine going off somewhere and the gate buzzer is going off. I feel around me for my husband to be. I hit some body part. I smack it
"Austin I'm dying over here wake up and kill whoever's at the gate" I whine.
He sits up squinting and rubbing his eyes. Groaning he finds his sweats and pulls them on shouting down the house
as he looks for the phones and buzzes whoever is at the front gate in. I hear his heavy foot steps coming down the hall and he climbs back in the bed.

"Your problem. It's Jodie and Jenny for wedding brainstorming" he throws my phone at me.

"It's too early!!" I look at my phone at its like 1 in the afternoon. Oh shit we must have needed it
"If I gotta do this so are you. You wanted a shotgun wedding" I try and drag him up with me. He's too heavy

"I'm a thicc boy, your too tiny to lift me" he pulls the cover over his head. I huff and stamp my feet. I find his t-shirt and pull it on I give up trying to find my underwear. Making my way down the stairs I see Jodie and Jenny with coffee and breakfast for us and an armful of wedding magazines.

"Oi thicc boy, theres breakfast and coffee down here" I shout up. I hear him get up and rush past me. Kissing both the women on the cheek before grabbing his food and drink and sitting on the sectional. I shake my head at him and hug both ladies.
"Good morning, thanks for all this. So I have no idea where to start"

"The dress" Jenny squeals clapping her hands, Austin looks over chuckling

"Maybe actually decorating this house and what look your theme will be?" Jodie always the mother controls the situation

"I've asked for a company to come over with material samples for the couch this afternoon. We can design the sectional we want then. And I'm going to redo the entertainment area" Austin says in-between him biting his bagel.

"Right so now we just need the rest of the furniture for the house" I roll my eyes.

"How many bedrooms?" Jodie asks

"6" I wince.

"Austin why do you need 6 bedrooms?!" Jodie chastises him

"Well one can be my studio slash office and (x) was thinking of turning one into a game room" he pouts

"What about the purpose built office?" Jodie asks, hands on her hips

"Well I was thinking my wife could have that one. (X) can have that as a design studio from home. I'll sort my studio out so you don't have to worry about a least one room. Nick will help when he visits. Just allocate me a bedroom"

"Right 2 rooms down, this sectional is going in the movie room" I pat the black comfy pillow's "so we have 3 bedrooms to kit out not including the master. Austin I want that bed frame up today. So call your dad, my dad and Jason. I may come home with more stuff for you to all flex your manlyness at"

"Target?" Jenny smirks

"Amongst many. Let me get some clothes on and we can get going. Austin I'm expecting you to organise what we got yesterday into rooms by the time I get back" my organisation head is now in full swing

"You know we aren't actually married yet" he laughs

"And if you want to actually marry me you will do as I ask" I kiss his forehead as I pass.

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We took the truck and a car and they where both full by the time we got back. I honked as we pulled in for the boys to help unload. I hold up the bags of food once everything is in the house.

"I knew there was a reason I asked you to marry me!" Austin pulls me in by my waist and kisses me.

"They say hello btw and they gave us loads of freebies" We had brought the hard-working men chicken express.
"Ohh it looks great in here guys, have you built everything?"

"Yep and we are starving. We where starting to think you forgot about us" Jason shouts

"Well we got distracted by wedding stuff" Jenny coos. Jason rolls his eyes at her

"So I went a bit mental with the spending, I forgot how much you need to buy especially when your not moving any stuff in" we all gather round the coffee table they had put together.

"Does that mean I get to buy a whole new closet of clothes?" Austin grins

"No" we all say in unison

"You do not need any more clothes" I laugh

"Im gonna buy some anyway and noone can stop me" he furrows his brows at us

"I wanna have a cook out at the weekend. Like a house warming. Invite everyone. Sooo the house needs to be somewhat furnished" I smile at Austin.
"I've ordered the other 3 beds to be delivered tomorrow"

"So that means we" he motions to the men "will have to put them up?"

"Yep" I smirk

"I've booked the cable to come tomorrow and the electrician to fit the  speakers throughout the house"

"I'm going to go wedding dress shopping to shut Jenny up, my mum's already on her way"

"Let's organise the bachelor party?" Jason gets excited
"We can go shooting and then a strip club and get wasted"

"I'll send you the guest list. Vegas?" Austin wiggles his eyebrows

"I'm thinking of having 2 bachelorette's"

"Whoa, I want 2!" Austin says with his face full of chicken tenders

"Well have 2. I want to go somewhere nice like France or Ibiza and then one probably in Vegas"

"We can go to Saint Tropez and lie on a yacht listening to 'saint tropez' by some chump called Post Malone" Jenny closes her eyes and lies back