- October 23rd, 9:27 AM -
{Secret Admirer}
Like a broken pencil, life without you is pointless.
{Naruto}
Are you made up of dark matter? Because you're indescribable.
{Secret Admirer}
Ah, I see a man of culture... astronomy pickup lines.
{Naruto}
Of course, I ain't no uncultured swine.
{Secret Admirer}
Don't hate me for what I'm about to do...
{Naruto}
Oh god, SA, no.
{Secret Admirer}
...
{Naruto}
Don't do it Teme!
{Secret Admirer}
I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
{Naruto}
Oh my god!
{Secret Admirer}
That's not my name but close enough.
{Naruto}
I'm starting to hate you.
{Secret Admirer}
There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.
{Naruto}
It's getting worse.
{Secret Admirer}
Do you also feel the strong gravitational pull of my bed?
{Naruto}
Should I call the police?
{Secret Admirer}
Would you like to recreate the Big Bang?
{Naruto}
I will block your number.
{Secret Admirer}
Fine, I'll stop. For now...
{Naruto}
ForEVER.
Author Note: I am starting to run out of pickup lines and I don't know what to do.
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{SasuNaru} My Secret Admirer
FanfictionAt the beginning of Naruto's senior year in high school, he gets a message from a mysterious number claiming that they like him. Naruto asks the person about their identity but they refuse to reveal it, claiming that it is more fun for Naruto to fin...
