- November 8th, 4:07 PM -
{Naruto}
Some girl just ordered a coffee and then spilled half of it on the counter when mixing her cream and sugar in. I'm going to kill someone if I have to clean that counter one more time.
{Secret Admirer}
And you are texting me because I also work at a coffee place and relate to your sorrows?
{Naruto}
Now you are getting it.
{Secret Admirer}
Okay, I'll help you commit the crime.
{Naruto}
You were supposed to talk me out of it.
{Secret Admirer}
Nah, I'm also working and very frustrated. We sell lemonade but only freshly squeezed lemonade and this old guy came in and ordered it. So, I made the order and gave it to him and he SPITS IT OUT AT ME!
{Naruto}
What the fuck?
{Secret Admirer}
Oh, it gets worse. He then asked me why there was pulp in his lemonade. I said, "sir, it's freshly squeezed lemonade. That's how freshly squeezed lemonade is supposed to be."
{Secret Admirer}
Apparently, that was rude so he called out to my manager and asked her to fire me while I was standing right there soaked in his spit and lemonade.
{Naruto}
Ew, that's disgusting. I'm so sorry.
{Secret Admirer}
Long story short, I didn't get fired but I had to take my break early to go clean myself up.
{Naruto}
Who doesn't know that freshly squeezed lemonade has pulp in it?
{Secret Admirer}
Exactly!!
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{SasuNaru} My Secret Admirer
FanfictionAt the beginning of Naruto's senior year in high school, he gets a message from a mysterious number claiming that they like him. Naruto asks the person about their identity but they refuse to reveal it, claiming that it is more fun for Naruto to fin...
