- October 26th, 12:22 AM -
{Secret Admirer}
I am starting to run out of pickup lines but I still want to talk to you.
{Naruto}
You know you can just text me, "hi," right?
{Secret Admirer}
I feel like the terrible pickup lines have become tradition though.
{Naruto}
Oh c'mon, we can make new traditions.
{Secret Admirer}
Fine, fine, I'll stop sending pickup lines every time we text.
{Naruto}
What's your favorite food?
{Secret Admirer}
Wow, you're diving right in with the questions again.
{Naruto}
Well, I need to get to know you at least a little so we can find something in common to chat about.
{Secret Admirer}
That's fair. I really like tomato soup.
{Naruto}
Ew.
{Secret Admirer}
You just have no culture.
{Naruto}
Tomato soup and culture have nothing in common. *throw up emoji*
{Secret Admirer}
Whatever, Uzumaki.
{Naruto}
Why did you decide to do this instead of just coming up to me in the hallway and talking to me?
{Secret Admirer}
I didn't want you to judge me as soon as you saw me. I wanted you to make a judgment based on my personality first.
{Naruto}
Why would I judge you?
{Secret Admirer}
Orange is your favorite color, what's your second favorite?
{Naruto}
Seriously?
{Secret Admirer}
Yes, seriously.
{Naruto}
Green. Your two favorite colors?
{Secret Admirer}
Blue is my first, red is my second.
{Secret Admirer}
Favorite candy?
{Naruto}
Skittles. How about you?
{Secret Admirer}
I don't enjoy sweet things, I rather salty stuff. Also, I gotta go. Goodnight.
{Naruto}
Oh, okay. Bye!
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{SasuNaru} My Secret Admirer
FanfictionAt the beginning of Naruto's senior year in high school, he gets a message from a mysterious number claiming that they like him. Naruto asks the person about their identity but they refuse to reveal it, claiming that it is more fun for Naruto to fin...
