❝ You're fucking weird ❞
❝ I was never normal to begin with❞
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Azami Yamada-Aizawa, or Azami Aimada, is the biological child of the two pro heroes known as The Voice Hero: Present Mic, and The Erasure Hero: Eraser Head, also known as Hizashi Yamad...
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It was just a normal day for the Yamada-Aizawa family. Classes had ended and the day was coming to a close, yet the three family members were still stuck in the staff room doing paperwork.
Well, to be more specific, Shota and Hizashi were doing paperwork while Azami was sitting on a chair in between then whining.
"Hurry upppp... I wanna go homeee..." Azami whined while pouting. She could be rather childish when she wanted.
She never really had a chance to be a normal child anyway, so it felt nice to whine like this every once in a while.
"Patience isn't really your strong suit, isn't it, Mimi?" Hizashi chuckled while Azami playfully rolled her eyes at him.
"It's not my fault your genetics are complete trash." Azami grinned while Hizashi glared at her.
"Hey! I'm not trash!" Hizashi argued, crossing his arms like an angry child.
"The genetics you gave me says otherwise, father of mine." Azami snickered.
"At least you didn't end up looking like Sho, who looks dead 24/7!" Hizashi huffed and puffed out his cheeks. Shota made no effort to contradict his boyfriend's claim, since it was a 1500% true, "I'm the reason you look so beautiful, you know! Be grateful you didn't get a flat ass like Shota!"
"Hey, my ass isn't flat! You take that back, you sentient banana!" Shota glared at Hizashi, but they all knew that it was all fun and games at this point.
"You're right, I'm sorry. The gods have blessed you with such a bootiful booty and I should worship it," Hizashi said jokingly and Azami couldn't help but laugh.
"Bow down to your knees and worship me, peasant," Shota joked, which made Hizashi laugh as well.
"That's inappropriate, dad. My virgin ears have been tainted," Azami said.
"Virgin ears my ass. Those teammates of yours from that fucking hero team back in America have already tainted you. Don't you dare deny it either," Shota said.
"And who's fault is that I wonder," Azami mused, "You're the ones who sent me over to that 'fucking hero team back in America'."
"If we had known they'd fuck you up like this, I would've sent you somewhere else other than that rabid dog and retarded lion's den," Shota stated as a matter of factly.
"Well, at least they didn't literally fuck her up," Hizashi said without thinking.
There was a moment of silence between the three of them... then一
"HIZASHI YAMADA, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!" Shota practically screeched before getting up to strangle his boyfriend.
"HOLY SHIT一 I'M SORRY I'M SORRYI WASN'T THINKING一 HAVE MERCY!"
"How can you betray me like this, father dearest? Shame on you." Azami fake sobbed mockingly and dramatically wiped away a tear.
She didn't do anything but watch in amusement as Shota and Hizashi continued their game of cat and mouse. They looked like madmen running around the staff room.
Just then, Nemuri opened the doors to the room and watched with a dumbfounded expression on her face as she watched her two friends running around like maniacs.
"I don't get paid enough for this shit..." was what she groaned out before slamming the door back close.
Looks like even Aunt Nemi isn't dealing with this bullshit.
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I tried to be funny and humorous, but I think I failed spectacularly with this chapter一 well anyway...
Good day to you wonderful people of the Internet! It is I, the person that is now referred to as _astralismika (or Mika for short), aka the author of this book.
I'd like to take this part of the page to thank all of you for the support and the love that you've given this little creation of mine一 from the votes, to the comments, heck, even to simply taking the time out of your day to actually read it.
It means the world to me to know that there are people out there who appreciate the things that I create. Honestly, I wasn't expecting to get 60k reads on this one book, but here we are now.
Thank you, all of you, from the bottom of my heart. I don't really know if I deserve this kind of thing but still, thank you. I mean it when I say that I love all of you for supporting this sort of on-the-whim fanfiction story that I created out of sheer boredom one day.
I hope all of you know that you are loved and appreciated as well. No matter what other people say, no matter what other people do and no matter what your own negative thoughts telm you, you are loved and you are worthy of being loved. Don't let the bad parts of life get you down, because there's always light at the end of the tunnel.
Have a great day, everyone~ Stay safe, and wash your hands.
