Mr. Stark, I'm Being Beamed Up!

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So I don't know if the Guardian's ship can do this, but let's pretend it has a tractor beam for plot convenience.  

TW: Talking raccoon

Although the Guardians had met the rest of the Avengers, they trusted Peter, Tony and Dr. Strange the most.

So when aliens are chasing them across the universe, who do they go to? Those three.

"Uh, pull that lever!" Rocket instructed. "Maybe it's the right one!"

"Like the last seven times," Peter Quill grumbled.

"Who's the captain here?"

"Me!"

"Whatever, just pull it!"

"Fine, but don't blame me if we end up five galaxies away!"

Peter pulled the lever and they were suddenly hovering over New York.

"See, we're here!"

"I am Groot."

"He's right," Gamora said. "We don't have much time."

"Man of iron first," Drax decided.

They flew over the Stark Tower, which created a lot of panic below.

"We should have created a camouflage mode," Mantis said.

"A little late for that," Nebula deadpanned.

"Man of iron!" Drax yelled as they descended. "We request your help!"

Tony Stark ran up to the roof and stared at the sky.

"What?" he yelled.

"Oh this is taking too long," Rocket complained. He pushed the button that activated the tractor beam.

A few moments later, one very disgruntled billionaire was now aboard their ship.

"What is it now," he asked.

"Where is the man with the blanket of death?" Drax questioned.

"Over there," he pointed in the direction of the Sanctum. "So what do you need?"

"We'll explain it when all three of you are here," Peter said.

"Man with the blanket of death," Drax boomed.

"What. Do. You. Want," the wizard asked, half asleep. He didn't seem one bit surprised to see them.

"Come with us!"

"Why?"

"I'm doing the tractor beam this time!" Peter yelled and hit the button.

"So you're here too," Dr. Strange asked, resigned to his fate.

"Yep. Are they kidnapping us?"

"Probably."

"I am Groot."

"We don't speak Groot," Tony pointed out.

"He said that we need your held because we are being chased across the galaxy by an evil alien spaceship so now all we need is to go pick up Peter and now we're here," Mantis explained.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" Tony exclaimed. "You can't take the kid out of school!"

"Too late," Rocket stated.

                                  ~

Peter Parker was having a pretty normal day.

He woke up, ate breakfast, went to school. That is, until the spaceship showed up.

Peter was in fourth period English when his enhanced hearing picked up a noise. It started as a faint buzzing then became louder.

Looking around, he could tell that everyone could hear it now.

"Peter!" a familiar voice yelled.

"Other Peter!" someone corrected.

Oh no.

Peter ran outside with his class right behind him.

Right there, hovering above his school, was the Guardians' ship.

"What do you want now!" he sighed.

Everyone gasped.

They was a little commotion and a small side door opened. Peter Quill stuck his head out.

"C'mon!"

"Why?"

He was jerked back inside.

With Peter's senses, he heard someone say "Let us talk to him."

Dr. Strange and Tony appeared.

"What's going on?" Peter asked again.

"We don't know. It seems to be some sort of 'Help Them Escape From Some Evil Aliens But Instead Of Calling The Entire Avengers Team They Chose To Call, Or In Better Terms Abduct, The Group That Was On Titan Get Together'" Tony explained.

"I hated Titan!" he yelled back.

"Didn't we all," Nebula grumbled.

"Great," the teen mumbled.

"What the Hades, Parker!" Flash yelped.

He turned around really slowly. He had forgotten about the class.

"Get your dam cloak off of me!" someone screeched. Rocket.

"Sorry not sorry for this," Rocket yelled down.

"Wha-AAA?"

A blue light had extended down from the ship and now Peter was being drawn up in it.

"Uh, Mr. Stark I'm being beamed up again!"

A flash of light and he was inside.

"You need help?" he sighed.

"I am Groot."

"Fine, let's go."

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