Ignore the title. As a thank you for 100 votes, have some Avengers Incorrect Quotes!
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Strange: Knock knock
Tony: Who's there?
Strange: Doctor
Tony: Doctor who?
Strange: No, it's Dr. Strange.
Tony: -_-
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Tony: Hey Vision, could you hang up the banner over there?
Vision: Sure!
*later*
Steve: Why is Bruce hanging from the ceiling!?
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*Clint and Natasha turning the light on and off*
Clint: BartON
Natasha: RomanOFF
Clint: BartON
Natasha: RomanOFF
Clint: Ba-
Fury: *walks in* Agents
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Peter: Hey Clint, how much does it take to kill Mr. Stark's parents?
Clint: ...what?
Peter: One Buck.
Tony: *from the other room* You're grounded!
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Loki: So then I said *pulls out knife* knife to meet you! It was a funny little pun.
Bruce: You stabbed Thor!? We need to call and ambulance!
Thor: Don't worry, I'm in STABle condition.
Loki: *finger guns*
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Peter: *sneaking in the window at two am*
May: *spins around in a chair* Where have you been?
Peter: Uhhh...with Mr. Stark.
Tony: *spins around in his own chair* Want to try that again?
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FanfictionJust your friendly neighborhood oneshots featuring Peter Parker, the Avengers, and occasionally the Guardians! Most of them are ✨special✨ Guess what I don't own? Marvel! ⚠️warning i wrote this when i was younger so they're really cringey⚠️
