The war is over, and it's time to return to school to make up the seventh year that so many missed. But there are those who won't be returning.
Draco Malfoy does not want to go back to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. That is among the...
Woah I've never been tagged before, I'm low-key excited XD
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1) Who tagged you? @LifeOfBookwormz
2) Ten things about me: - I'm a lesbian. - I have an enbyfriend/datemate/whatever the term is for an enby person that you're dating. - I really really really love them and they're the best person ever (not exactly about me but yeah.) - I'm on the spectrum (Asperger's, not diagnosed yet, but will be as soon as I turn 18 and can see a doctor without my grandmother present.) - I recovered from an ED. - I really love Greek/Roman mythology. - I like memorizing things (poems, pi, a couple of other things.) - I play the clarinet. - I got a 27 composite on my ACT in 7th grade. - My first name is Willow and I was named after the character on Buffy because my parents are strange.
3) Tell a joke. Okay I'm going to tell two and please someone understand them because no one irl does and it makes me sad. (I didn't make them up, I just really like them.)
* Which way do cyclopses wing their eyeliner? It doesn't matter because Nobody is going to criticize it.
* Schrodinger is driving and gets pulled over. The officer asks "What's in the trunk?" Schrodinger says, "A cat." Upon opening the trunk, the officer says, "This cat is dead." Schrodinger replies, "Well it is now."
(Someone please please please understand my jokes I'm begging you.)
4) Give a spoiler for one of your stories. Well, this is the only story that's completely mine, so this one it is. So the spoiler is that there's going to be a happy ending. That's all I'm saying.
5) Tag 28 people. (Apologies in advance for any unwanted tags.)
