Meral (Me, the author): Hey yall! It's me and yes, I know; I haven't updated in forever...But today! I have the gang with me:
Hiccup: Hello!
Astrid: Hi.
Snotlout: Hey~
Meral: *Hits the back of Snotlout's head*
Snotlout: HEY!
Meral: Much better :)
Fishlegs: Hello there!
Ruffnut: Hey look, we got people who like to blow stuff up!
Tuffnut: Where?! I wanna meet 'em! We can let them join the cult!
Hiccup: No one is joining anyone's cult.
Meral: But whyyyyyy QwQ. Hiccup you're no fun.
Hiccup: And you're not mature.
Meral: Okay and? I don't care! TwT
Astrid: Are we gonna do some truths or dares or can I go back to murdering Snotlout?
Meral: Right! Thank you for reminding me why we are all here in the first place!
Astrid: Are you-
Meral: Okay, there's a truth. The person didn't specifically say to who this truth was for but I'm guessing it's for me.
Truth from KennyMelon
"What was a random thing you did when you were a child or a teenager?"
Meral: Hmm...*Vietnam Flashbacks*
Hiccup: Just from how long she's thinking you can tell she did lots of random things.
Tuffnut: Why else do you think she's part of our cult?
Hiccup: Wait, wha-
Meral: OH! I remember one random thing I do that my friends question a lot: I smell the food before I eat it. I don't know why but I always like to smell the food that I love before eating it, like chocolate for example! Of course, I don't do it with ALL foods, just certain snacks like granola bars, popcorn, etc...
Hiccup: I was expecting worse.
Fishlegs: I mean, at least it's not smelling something that you know for a fact is gross.
Astrid: Like how Snotlout smells his feet?
Snotlout: Shut up, Astrid.
Meral: NEXT TRUTH OR DARE BEFORE THIS GETS OUT OF HAND!
Dare from KennyMelon
"To pick gunk out of Snotlout's toes."
Astrid: And, my lunch is in my throat.
Hiccup: Oh Gods...
Tuffnut: *Evil laugh* You thinking what I'm thinking?
Ruffnut: Ohohohooo yes >:)
Meral: Oh boy...
Snotlout: WHY ME?!.....AAAHHHH-
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*Awkward silence*
Hiccup: Sometimes I wish we weren't friends with them.
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