Ask or Dare T.O.T.S.!

Dear Future Husband

((Pip told me to warn you guys that this is gonna have some expletives.

I'm gonna try my best not to start a war in the comments

If you get offended by this, I'm sorry. Pip and I have already thrown our opinion in there, but honestly, ya'll are amazing and I couldn't be any less grateful for you guys. If what I discuss in this book is bothering you, I'd like to help you feel better. I'm always here for you guys if you need someone. What I don't want, though, is someone forcing their opinions onto me or Pip. We have said our piece and are allowed to have opinions

Stay safe and just remember that I love all of you))

K.C.: *gives a smile as she sees another notification pop up from her Fly Pad* Hey, guys! We have another dare! This time it's from Keracen_the_Catgirl *hands Fly Pad to Pip*

Freddy: *raises his eyebrows slightly* She seems new...

Pip: *gives a small laugh to his flamingo friend* That's because she is new *looks at the dare on the koala's Fly Pad* It says... *starts reading* You should listen to "Dear Future Husband." I don't exactly agree with the lyrics themselves, but it is pretty catchy

K.C.: I guess we should not give our opinions based off of the lyrics but the musical structure *smiles proudly and readily as she places her paws on her waist* Time to get my musical self into the room! *smile becomes a little more unsure* Though I don't really know much about music neither...

Pip: Even if it does say that, I'm probably still going to say things about the lyrics. This sounds a little controversial, and while I slightly dislike the fact that lyrics are not agreeable, I may actually have a go at this song, though I usually go for songs I can relate to *frowns a little bit*

Freddy: *gives a small teasing smile* Pip, you're the one who would belt out Hamilton songs all day, and you're not even American

Pip: *white cheeks get a little tinted with a nice shade of rose* Freddy! Those songs are stuff I can apply to my life, same political views for most part, and I can actually relate to those characters

K.C.: *gives a small laugh* Alright, cut the teasing. Let's start the dare

+*+ SONG STARTS PLAYING +*+

Dear future husband
Here's a few things you need to know if
You wanna be my one and only all my life

Freddy: *checks the volume of the Fly Pad* Is it broken? It sounds weird

K.C.: *shrugs* But did you hear that 'all'?

Pip: *inhales* Yes. All women need to get higher standards for men because men treat women like absolute shit *frowns with a groan* Or is this song just going to be a petty woman complaining about her husband?

Take me on a date, I deserve it, babe
And don't forget the flowers every anniversary
'Cause if you'll treat me right, I'll be the perfect wife
Buying groceries, buy, buying what you need

Freddy: Hey, this is kinda catchy! *smiles and rejoices, running around the room* AND THE FLY PAD SPEAKER ISN'T BROKEN

K.C.: *gives a laugh* Woah, calm down there, Freddy *giggles* But the vocals are quite good *rolls her eyes playfully* Though I'm not a fan of going on dates that often, nor do I like buying groceries

Freddy: *hisses* Say what you want. I will always need to get cheese from the store

Pip: Okay, fine. Everyone has their own standards of 'perfect wife,' okay, I accept that, and I also disagree with some things, but surely what one has to say needs to be better thought-out than this?