Another Google Translate Mess-Up

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K.C.: *eyes widen as another notification pops up on the Fly Pad* Guys! We have another dare! *waves them over*

Pip: *stares down at the ground contemplating about life and slowly lifting his head up as he hears the koala talk* Who is it for?

K.C.: You two! *beams but a bit of obvious concern made it onto her face, wondering what was happening in the world*

Freddy: *leaves the babies he was playing with and walks over to the koala, pulling his penguin pal along him halfway* Who is it from?

K.C.: It's from Ethan-Walker *smiles as she hands over the Fly Pad* I guess I'll be leaving now! Bye! *waves goodbye happily to them as she exits the nursery*

Pip: It says... *starts reading from the Fly Pad* I dare Pip and Freddy to read another script of the LatinSpanish!T.O.T.S. translated to English

Freddy: *eyes widen as he notices one small pinned note* Oh, look! There it is!

Pip: Hmmm... *clicks his tongue as he clicks into the notes and they start reading the script*

Pip, Freddy and some babies (who are definitely not delivered) are in the nursery
F: A mole here, a mole there, and TA-DA! Decorated to perfection, it looks just like you Chuck. Chuck laughs
F: You guys really know how to do a good job decorating eggs.

Pip: Why did they need to add the note in the parentheses? *tilts his head, looking very much offended but seems like he could also be laughing* How stupid do they think we are?

Freddy: Remember that this was originally written in English — whatever that language is — then translated and re-written into Latin Spanish — whatever that language is either — and translated back again using a very unreliable translating tool?

Pip: *clicks his tongue* I guess so, but it still doesn't excuse it that much

Pip: And this one looks like you! Happy easter rabbit girl. Hahaha
F: Give me another egg to paint, Pip
Pip: Here you go, Freddymen...* JP appears out of nowhere and takes Pip's egg * What the heck ?!

Pip: *stares at the Fly Pad screen with an unamused face as he reads, speaking sarcastically* "Hahaha" What the heck was that for?

Freddy: This was a little too strong language for a kids' show, if the show they're making about us is for kids... *frowns with a concerned look*

Pip: Freddy, we use strong language when needed. I still am angry at how they made a show about us without our permission. It's creepy *shakes his head as he shudders a little bit just thinking about it*

JP: * French accent * You have to be much faster if you want to try to beat me today
Pip: Beat you in what, JP?
JP: In the annual egg hunt for T.O.T.S.

Pip: *unamused expression mixed with a little bit of disappointment* I think it's known that J.P. has a French accent. Also, I think it's kinda disrespectful — making it obvious that they have another accent.

Freddy: Yeah. There's no official accent anyway *frowns with disappointment at how society had become*

Pip: Icicles, T.O.T.S. have his own egg hunt?
Freddy: It's fun
JP: It will be a lot of fun watching me win another trophy * Spawnea 4 gold trophies out of nowhere like I did last year, the year before, and the year before that, and the year before before that. Pip and Freddy are fangirling with giant eyes

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