This went from "what do I ship" to "what anyone shouldn't ship"

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K.C.: *smiles apologetically* Sorry we've been a way for a while! We— uh...

Pip: *speaks up* We had to take a mental health break

K.C.: *eyes widen as she shakes her head* Pfft— Of course not! We're all totally doing fine!

Pip: Stop lyin—

K.C.: *slaps her paw on his beak to interupt him* We're fine!

Freddy: *speaks up with his beak stuffed with cheesecake* And... *chew* we also hod to go... *chew* shelebrate my borthday

Pip: *smiles lovingly at the flamingo* How much cheesecake did you even receive?

Freddy: *finally swallows* Not your business!

K.C.: * chuckles and her eyes widen as another notification pops up on the Fly Pad* Gays! We have another question! *waves them over*

Pip: *looks up from reading on his Fly Pad* Who is it for?

K.C.: It's for you, actually *stands up and walks over to the penguin, handing him the Fly Pad*

Freddy: *looks up from playing with the babies, spelling 'trans men are men. Trans women are women'* So will we have to leave? *frowns*

K.C.: Yup! *nods as she turns towards the exit of the nursery* A good thing, too. I got to restock on our T.O.T.S. treats

Freddy: *stands up with an excited smile* Ooh, can I help?

K.C.: *nods as she looks at the flamingo with a smile* Sure! *starts walking out the exit of the nursery* Let's go!

Freddy: *waves enthusiastically at the penguin* Bye, Pip!

Pip: *waves back with a loving smile on his face and a chuckle* Bye, Freddy! *looks curiously at the Fly Pad in his wings* So it's a question for me and it seems to be from @kittyheart109

Pip: *raises his eyebrows curiously* Been a while since I had a question just for myself, I think *looks back at the Fly Pad* It says... *starts reading* Who do you ship with everyone here?

Pip: *lowers his Fly Pad as his face scrunches up with disgust* That's disrespectful? *shakes his head* Shipping animals here would be very disrespectful, and even if I didn't care about being a good friend, some of them would, one way or another, find a way to kill me if I found out I shipped animals, so no

Pip: I do have a lot of obvious NOTPs though, like any baby and literally anyone who's not a baby *sarcastic laugh* I don't even get why sometimes animals ship babies. They're way too young to be knowing what they want

Pip: Another NOTP of mine is... uh... Me or Freddy and anyone at least 4 years older than us until we become proper adults and intend to be adults because shipping a teen with an adult is very weird *sighs* But if you ship it then I guess I can't really stop you. Just don't be too weird about it

Pip: Another NOTP is Captain Beakman and Mia or J.P. and Lucky *fakes throwing up* Not only is it pedophilia, but they're also parent-and-child, and would have incest, and incest sucks because we need to find a way to get rid of those bad genes

Pip: Speaking of incest, any incest is NOTP, which would include Captain Beakman and Candice, but just because they're siblings doesn't mean that they can't show affection *shakes his head* That affection, however, needs to be completely platonic

Pip: I will also not tolerate any abusive relationships *shakes his head with a laugh* This went from "what do I ship" to "what anyone shouldn't ship" *shrugs vaguely* To be fair, I don't really seriously ship anyone here, and I often just think of who should definitely not be with someone. I will only interfere when I feel like the relationship's inappropriate

((Okay so for the 100th chapter we could either go for T.O.T.S. memes or T.O.T.S. pride icons))

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