The Golden Pear [YA - Featured]

♫~Notes 149~♫

"You hags!" Freya's voice roared, vibrating with air.

The goddesses stepped back.

No mortal ever dared to yell at them.

Kagetsu got on all fours as if he turned into a scared dog. The brothers had seen Freya angry, but right now she turned into a raging flame that not even a tsunami could put down.

Hera was about to speak, but Freya barked, "Shut up! Shut up! You wanted to hear my voice!" Her eyes narrowed and the blazing hell transformed into freezing plains. "I have plenty to say!"

She snapped her head toward Aphrodite. "What's this?" She placed a hand onto her chest. "Melons? What's next? Pumpkins?"

Her breasts wiggled.

"Boing? Did they just go 'boing'?" Freya's face twisted, the dunes of wrath spread, gulping her freckles. "Are you kidding me? I can't breathe! I feel so heavy! I can't see my feet!"

She stomped, and the stone under her cracked. Clouds of dust arose as her hair wavered, turning into fire tongues.

"Don't change my body as you please! It's disgusting!" Releasing a puff that needed a smoke to perfect her dragon's imitation, she calmed down a bit. "But I would lie, saying I'm not happy for my skin not looking like a wrinkled paper."

She traced her face. "I started to think if there is anything I can do to heal it. An operation or medicine or perhaps some ointment. Something to smooth it." She cast down her eyes as if covering her blush.

Aphrodite fixed her posture, putting arms under her rich breasts to lift them for everybody to see. Only if their eyes weren't locked onto Freya.

The moment she lifted her eyes, the fiery anger was back. "What's up with a blue-eyed blondie? Is that how you see the ultimate beauty?"

Rigaku almost spoke, giving his history lecture of that being a case, but he closed his mouth. Scared he would direct her anger his way.

"Sorry to break it for you, but you aren't the Top Girl." Freya huffed, stopping the goddess she grilled from speaking. "I'm not a math genius, but there are only one to two percentages of red-haired people and around the same number of people with green eyes. While you blondes take the second spot with three percentages.

"As a kid, I've seen a document about genetic, and they talked about hair and eyes combinations. I remember gluing myself to the screen since a lot of kids laughed to me for looking like a tomato."

She smiled, shaking her head. "Hearing it made me prouder of my heritage. Also, if I had blue eyes, then I would hit the Mega Super Duper Radical Genetic Jackpot as it's more likely to be struck by lightning." She lost the trail of her thoughts of a bit. "Which happened to several people... actually."

She shrugged her shoulders. "Let's not forget heterochromia eyes. Do you get it? Your picture of perfection is far behind apes!"

If Aphrodite could control flames, she would turn into a raging inferno, melting everything around her.