RWBY DIMENSIONS

Chapter 18: Lose Yourself

8 Mile - Eminem's Final Rap Battles

"Out of all the vague things you could say, I think this one takes the cake." Blake said with a raised eyebrow.

Cosmo laughed "Nah! I haven't started to get vague!"

"Do you're saying it only gets worse from here?" Weiss asked.

Cosmo nodded enthusiastically and almost everyone groaned.

"Well look on the bright side guys," Oscar said as the all looked at him and he blushed in embarrassment "It keeps us on our toes for what we're gonna see next."

"I guess you're right." Coco said.

"Still a pain the ass though." Roman said.

"Hey! He just woke up from another nap, please don't swear in front of him." Terra asked as she pointed at Adrien who was waving his arms and smiling.

"But I've been swearing all my life, you can't filter the artistic poetry that comes out of my mouth." Roman stated flamboyantly as Neo nodded as she clapped her hands.

"Well you're gonna have to start now!" Saphron shouted.

"Well...not really." Cosmo said as he poofed nous cancelling headphones onto Adrien's ears.

"What the!? Why'd you give him these?" Saphron asked as Adrian grinned at the lack of sound.

"Cause this next one has a whole lot of swears that your kid shouldn't probably hear." Cosmo said.

Mercury smirked "Nice."

"At least warn a person first." Terra said.

"Hey I've got a kid at home too, you think I wouldn't know what's appropriate for children?" Cosmo asked sassily "I'm a literal fairy for children too y'know!"

"Wait, you have a kid!?" Winter asked in shock as well frankly everyone else was shocked too.

"Yup!" Cosmo replied with a grin.

'What mad woman married this guy!?' Watts thought.

'Impossible!' Glynda thought.

'Heh fairies can get it on too I see~' Tyrian thought with a smirk.

'Pancakes~' Nora thought with a smirk of her own.

"Is it another song!?" Ruby exclaimed happily.

"Kinda." Cosmo replied as he Poofed back to his seat "You decide!"

The dimension began by showing Cardin with a black eye as he wore a black beanie and a white long-sleeved shirt. He stood on a stage in front of a crowd with Neptune standing in front of him and Taiyang standing between them as he held a Mic.

"Weird way to start it but ok." Neptune said.

"What's going on in this one?" Whitley asked.

"I have no idea but it looks like their gonna fight." Yang said with a smirk.

"Really? Neptune's so got this in the bag." Sun said with a grin.

"I mean Cardin already looks like he took a beating, not much of a surprise really, I wonder why he's coming back for another one." Weiss said.

"Because I never give up." Cardin stated.

"Or you're just stupid." Coco said.

"Ooh I like that option better." Velvet agreed with a nod as Cardin frowned.

"Hosting underground fights and I'm not even there? I'm hurt Tai." Raven teased.

"Oh well maybe you've got other things to do." Taiyang said as he chuckled nervously.