Random OC Events

The Dysfunctional Family

Bois! Legend and I have a surprise for you!

Everyone runs out of their rooms and sees me holding a camera, with Legend reading the instructions.

Dis: Why the hell do you have a camera...?

I'm glad you asked!

I turn to look at Legend, and he walks up and clicks the button to turn on the camera.

I thought that was the zoom button...

Legend: Yeah, well it's not.

*Shrugs* Whatever.

I turn towards my OCs. They don't seem interested.

Now, this camera is because I wanted to hang a picture of every one of my OCs on my bedroom wall!

Dis: That's not creepy at all...

Order: There's a catch, isn't there?

Uh...I don't know. Legend read the instructions, I'm just here to use the camera.

Adam: Couldn't you have just used your phone or tablet to take a picture...?

1. I don't have a phone.
2. A camera has better quality than my tablets camera.

Legend: *Looks up from the instructions* It says that it'll make anything that isn't human or doesn't resemble a human look like one.

Lotus/Will: Wait...what?

*Snaps fingers making everyone stand around me* Legend, take the picture!

Legend: But I'm right here! I can't be in two places at once!

Uh...yeah you can.

Legend: Oh, right. *Snaps fingers, making a high-contrast clone appear behind the camera*

HCLegend: *Distorted voice* Say cheese, bitches!

Everyone: Cheese, bitches!

HCLegend: *Takes picture*

Alright, how does it look? *Grabs camera*

Lotus: Why the hell do I have legs, but not arms?

Will: Hey, I don't look that bad!

Legend: Shit, I was dripping again...

Will: *Laughs* That sounds so wrong...

Telum: I like the way my cleaver can be clearly seen...

And my new crown! It looks so cool on my head.

Order/Disorder: We look so sassy.

I print the picture and hang it on my wall.

This looks nice...can't wait for next week!

Everyone: Wait...what?

Night, guys!

Will: Wait, we need answers-

I leave to go work on my next big project.