Anubis: What’s up guys? I’m back.
Legend: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.
Anubis: Death is a social construct.
Anubis: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited
Legend: If?
Caretaker: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and they might not even die.
Anubis, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Legend, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Caretaker, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Mirror, trembling: What are we playing
Anubis: Wake me up…
Legend: Before you go go!
Caretaker: When September ends…
Mirror: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-
Anubis: Can I be frank with you guys?
Legend: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.
Caretaker: Can I still be Caretaker?
Mirror: Shh, let Frank speak.
Anubis: Nothing in life is free.
Legend: Love is free!
Caretaker: Adventure is free.
Mirror: Knowledge is free.
Mr Bunny: Everything is free if you take it without paying.
Anubis: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Legend: Have everyone stand.
Caretaker: Bring three more chairs!
Mirror: The most important ones can sit down.
Mr Bunny: Kill three.
Anubis: I CAN'T DO IT!
Legend, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Anubis: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Caretaker: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Anubis:
Anubis: I appreciate it,
Anubis: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Alex: Anubis-
Anubis: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Mr Bunny: Anubis we gotta-
Anubis: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Anubis: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Anubis, motioning to Mirror: NOT FUCKING THIS
Anubis: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Legend: >:O language
Caretaker: Yeah watch your fucking language
Mirror: OKAY WHO TAUGHT CARETAKER THE FUCK WORD?
Mr Bunny: 'The fuck word'.
Alex: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Caretaker: Oh my god they censored it
Mr Bunny: Say fuck, Alex.
Caretaker: Do it, Alex. Say fuck.
Anubis: I think Mirror was right.
Legend: I'm surprised they haven't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'
Caretaker: They wouldn't do that.
Mirror: You're right, Caretaker. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.
Mirror: *turns around, the shirt they're wearing says 'Mirror Told You So' on the back*
Anubis: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Legend: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Anubis: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING CARETAKER WITH ME
Mirror, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
Anubis: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Legend: You need to stop.
Anubis, in a beach shirt: So sue me, it's October and I'd like to be on Island Time for a day!
Legend: I have Spotify open right now on my computer, do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? Cuz I've got your history right here on the sidebar,
Legend: Take it Back by Jimmy Buffet, Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffet, Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffet, Steamer by Jimmy Buffet, trEAT HER LIKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET, MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET, HAVANA DAYDREAMIN BY JIMMY BUFFET- What the FUCK happened to you?!
Anubis, laughing: I HAD A CASE OF THE MONDAYS
Legend: ARE YOU HAUNTED?! ARE YOU FUCKING POSSESSED?!
Legend: YOU USED TO BE MY FRIEND
Anubis, cry-laughing: ᴵ ᴴᴬᴰ ᴬ ᶜᴬˢᴱ ᴼᶠ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴹᴼᴺᴰᴬʸˢ
Anubis: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Legend: Rude.
Caretaker: That’s fair.
Mirror: Not again.
Mr Bunny: Are you going to want this back?
Anubis: You kidnapped Legend? That’s illegal!
Caretaker: But Anubis, what’s more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Legend, or destroying our dreams?
Anubis: Kidnapping Legend, Caretaker!!!
Mirror: Anubis, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them!
Anubis: What, to kidnap people?!?!
Mirror: To work together!
Anubis: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?!
Mr Bunny: Anubis, we all agreed a celebrity is a not a people.
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Random OC Events
FanfictionSo, if you've ever read any of the comments on my stories, then you know that I like role-playing using my OCs. At this point, they might as well be real XD. Anyway, I've actually had ideas for little events involving them. This is a collection of s...
