Simmons: Oh my god! What is wrong with you?! Why didn't you tell us you were a Blue?!
Kaikaina: Because-
Simmons: And don't say *high pitched* "because nobody asked!"
Kaikaina: But nobody DID ask.
Simmons: God damn it.
Grif: So what if she is a Blue? We'll still keep her.
Simmons: We can't do that, she's on the other team. She'll kill us in our sleep if we keep her!
Kaikaina: Do I get to do that? That would be AWESOME!
Grif: No she wouldn't. Besides, she's colorblind. We'll just tell her we're Blues.
Simmons: Uh, hello? We already told her we're Reds, idiot.
Grif: Yeah? Well she's fucking dumb too. Hey, we're Blue now.
Kaikaina: Woohoo, go Blue, let's win!
Grif: See?
Simmons: Oh please, she'll figure it out.
Grif: No she won't. In high school, she got kicked off the cheerleading squad three times for rooting for the wrong team.
Simmons: No, she can't stay. I know, we'll tell the Blues that we took her prisoner! Maybe we can get something out of this mess.
Grif: No way, we can't send her over there. They'll kill her!
Simmons: Why would they kill her Grif, she's Blue. It's not like the Blue team goes around killing its own members.
Grif: Oh right, because she's Blue. . . And if she's over there. . . then the only people that would be trying to kill her. . . would be us.
Simmons: Exactly.
Grif: And that means she'd be safe because, we're like the shittiest team ever.
Simmons: Well, I don't know about that. As the new leader, I have some pretty bold plan-
Grif: But you're not the leader. It was a misunderstanding. You're the guy who buried our leader.
Simmons: You helped! We're in this together.
Grif: No, I made digging noises with my mouth, remember?
Simmons: Oh god! Get me a shovel!
The maroon soldier rushed towards the base.
Grif: Yeah, um. . . Okay, you're a Blue.
Kaikaina: Touchdown! Woohoo, go Blue!
Grif: No, I mean. . . We're Red, but you're a Blue. That means you've gotta get out of here before Simmons digs up Sarge.
Kaikaina: I love digging! I wanna help!
Grif: No, you're leaving.
Kaikaina: Where are we going?
Grif: The other base.
Kaikaina: The Red base?
Grif: No, the Blue base.
Kaikaina: We have two bases? Awesome!
Grif: Move!
*At Blue Base*
The Blues were outside their base and on a nearby hill.
Tucker: Hey, have you guys seen Doc? I need him to babysit for a while.
Church: Yeah, I got him talking to Sheila. She's been acting real whacky lately.
Tucker: Oh yeah? You mean weirder than your average talking tank?
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Red Vs Blue, & there's Magenta: Season Five
FanfictionRed Vs Blue, but with a twist! Ruby and Tex chased down Wyoming, but upon returning to Blood Gulch, they realized they had a lot to catch up on. . . Tucker has to deal with being a father, Grif has to deal with the arrival of his sister, The Reds ha...
