Church: Well, I suppose I should figure out a way to get Tex to reboot Sheila. Man, I'm gonna have to call in a lot of favors for this one.
The Blues, along with Ruby and Doc were still figuring out the tank problem.
Tucker: What favors could you possibly have stored up for someone who dumped you?
Church: She didn't dump me Tucker, it was mutual.
Tucker: Mutual in what way? Mutual in the sense that you were both single the moment after she dumped you?
Church: Yeah. That way.
Ruby: Should I just ask her?
Church: Come on, Caboose. Let's go explain the plan to Tex. Wish us luck!
Ruby: On second thought, I wanna see how this plays out.
Tucker: Yeah right.
The Blue CO and former Blue rookie set off.
Tucker: Hey, when she kills you I'm gonna sell your armor to that pink guy on the Red team! I hear he's in the market.
Ruby: Come on Tucker, have some faith. Also, his name's Donut.
Doc: Hey, who's the yellow soldier?
Tucker: That's just Sister, she's new.
Ruby: You guys call her Sister?
Doc: No one told me about a new arrival. I'm supposed to examine everybody before they assume active duty!
Ruby: I don't like the sound of that.
Tucker: Don't sweat it, I already checked her out. Diagnosis, F-I-N-E.
Ruby: You're despicable.
Doc: Thanks, but I think a trained medical professional should be the one-
Tucker: I'm a doctor! A doctor of love! PhD, certified love-ology. General her-ass-titioner, Sexocologist.
Ruby: Neither of you are doctors, and Tucker I still doubt you've been in a relationship.
Tucker: Seriously, stop that!
Doc: First of all, love is not an officially recognized medical specialty, and also, PhD's? Heh, not really doctors!
Tucker: Dude, you're a dork.
The yellow soldier then walked over to them.
Kaikaina: Hey.
Tucker: Whats up Sis? What'd you and Tex talk about?
Kaikaina: Oh, she was just talking about everyone here. How you're all idiots and jerks, but you're all her idiots and jerks.
Ruby: Awww, I knew she cared!
Ruby pumped her fist into the air!
Kaikaina: She also said if I tried to become more popular than her, she would talk about me behind my back and turn everyone against me. And then I'll cry and everyone would hate me. . . You know, girl stuff!
Ruby lowered her fist.
Ruby: Oh, I might need to have a talk with her. . .
Tucker: Cool. Oh hey, speaking of girl stuff, right this is Doc.
Kaikaina: Hi.
Doc: Uh, hello nice to meet you. I'm the medic, if it's alright with you, I need to give you a quick physical examination since you're new. Do you want to come in the base where you might be more comfortable taking off all your clothes?
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Red Vs Blue, & there's Magenta: Season Five
FanfictionRed Vs Blue, but with a twist! Ruby and Tex chased down Wyoming, but upon returning to Blood Gulch, they realized they had a lot to catch up on. . . Tucker has to deal with being a father, Grif has to deal with the arrival of his sister, The Reds ha...