Church: You want us to turn her back on again? After we just went through all that trouble the shut her down?
They were outside, near Sheila's deactivated body.
Caboose: But she said she knows where O'Malley is!
Church: Well, maybe she was lying. How could she possibly know that? What do you think Tex? Can we turn her back on again? Disable her guns or something?
Tex: Not a chance, she's a wreck back here. I'm not even sure how she was operational anyway.
Caboose: Oh, I know! Uh. . . we can put her inside my head, like O'Malley! I've got lots of extra room in there.
Church: Yeah. . . I bet. And no. . . She's not that kind of A.I.
Tex: She could only be moved over if we had a similar class of the same vehicle.
Church: Yeah. . . If only we had some kind of big vehicle that we could move her into. We can't use the Warthog because that doesn't have anything. . . Wait a minute. Tex, the ship?! Could we move her onto one of those onboard computers?
Tex: If we set up a hardline, yeah. I bet we could do it!
Tucker then came outside!
Tucker: Church! Wait!
Church: Huh?!
Tucker: Church, hold on a second! I've got something to tell you!
Church: Tucker, what?! What is it?!
Tucker: *breathes hard* I just wanted to say. . . I gotta hard line Tex can use. . . Bow Chicka Bow Wow!
A yell came from the base.
Ruby: That was terrible!
Tex: How did you two even hear that?!
Tucker: Pfft, I'm like Superman. I know when I'm needed.
*With the Reds*
Grif shook his head and began to come back to his senses.
Sarge: Shake it off you big orange baby! What happened to ya?
Donut: He's been chasing the dragon!
Simmons: Donut, shut up! He was drugged just like me!
Donut: That's what I'm saying! He fell off the wagon and shook hands with the devil!
Simmons: Shut up!
Donut: He's been ridin' the wave and trippin' the technicolor dreamscape! For out maaan! Druggie loser!
Simmons: Will you stop, Donut?! All you're doing with your anti-drug lingo is making me actually want to try drugs.
Donut: Choose life Simmons! *whispers* Choose it.
Simmons: Yeah, that's sounds like fun.
Sarge: Who knocked ya out Grif? Was it those dirty Blues?
Grif: No. . . some kind of bat person!
Sarge: Bat person?!
Simmons: Sarge. . . I'm not sure Grif knows what he's talking about.
Sarge: Grif doesn't know what he's talkin' about, eh? Stop the fuckin' presses.
Simmons: No! I mean specifically right now. Whatever chemical they used to knock us out maybe affecting his perception or his memory.
Donut: And it can cause undue stress to his family and seriously impair his ability to operate-
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Red Vs Blue, & there's Magenta: Season Five
FanfictionRed Vs Blue, but with a twist! Ruby and Tex chased down Wyoming, but upon returning to Blood Gulch, they realized they had a lot to catch up on. . . Tucker has to deal with being a father, Grif has to deal with the arrival of his sister, The Reds ha...
