Church: I am not O'Malley! I'm telling you, it's Flowers!
The Blue team along with Rubywere still atop the Red Base.
Tucker: Liar, Flowers is dead!
Ruby: I don't even know who that is, but if he's dead then this seems like a stretch, Church.
Church: Then what happened to the Reds? Where did they go? I certainly didn't sneak over here and scare them off in my spare time when I wasn't dealing with you and Tex, and that new yellow freak, and the Red in our midst, and that stupid disgusting kid of yours!
Tucker: Okay, Okay. Man, I hope if Flowers is alive he doesn't want this armor back.
Ruby: That's the least of our problems. We don't know where he is and we still don't know where my team is!
Tex: Yeah, where could they be?
Church: Maybe it's lunch time. Maybe the Red army doesn't pay overtime and they all went home.
Ruby: Not funny. This just all feels wrong!
Tucker: What do you think happened?
Ruby: Let's propose O'Malley is involved. What if this is a-
?: A trap.
Standing behind them all and right in front of the teleporter, was Wyoming. . . .
Ruby: You. . . .
Tex: Wyoming.
Church: Now if I was O'Malley, I would've known that was gonna happen.
Ruby: Shut up Church. . . .
*With the Reds*
The Reds were within a cave leading to the surface.
Grif: Shouldn't we rethink this plan?
Sarge: Why?
Grif: Well, now that Simmons has cut us off from command, we're attacking an enemy base with no support.
Simmons: I didn't cut off from command!
Grif: You interrupted the radio transmission!
Simmons: No I didn't. Whoever Sarge was talking with was already down in that cave. I just walked up and started talking to Sarge in the middle of it.
Grif: What the fuck do you think interrupting means?
Sarge: Can it, you two.
?: Yeah. You're giving me a headache!
Simmons: Andy? Is that you?
Andy: No, I'm the other talking bomb, Francis. Pleased to meet ya, you dickhead.
Simmons: I thought you were busy helping the enemy.
Andy: Nah, they didn't need me anymore. Apparently that revived guy learned enough alien language to get by. And then it was "What have you done for me lately?"
Grif: Hey, what was that deal they were talking about when I was all drugged out?
Donut: Grif, I'm proud of you. Admitting you have a problem is the first step.
Grif: Fuck off, Donut.
Donut: Baby steps Grif.
Andy: That new alien is here to find the old one and he revived to Blue guy to help him. But then something happened to him. I dunno what, started actin' all funky.
Simmons: The alien revived him?
Andy: Yeah. They don't treat life and death the same way we do. Fact that little guy that everyone think-
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Red Vs Blue, & there's Magenta: Season Five
FanfictionRed Vs Blue, but with a twist! Ruby and Tex chased down Wyoming, but upon returning to Blood Gulch, they realized they had a lot to catch up on. . . Tucker has to deal with being a father, Grif has to deal with the arrival of his sister, The Reds ha...
