Simmons: Hey Caboose?
Grif: Caboose?
Simmons: Come out so I can shoot you, you fuck stick.
They drove by the middle of the canyon, Barry missing Caboose who was hiding behind a tree.
Grif: Where did Caboose go?
Sarge: I don't see him.
Simmons got off the chaingun.
Simmons: Come out Caboose, all we want do is shoot you.
Caboose: *whispers* Don't listen to them, it's a trick.
The radio of the Warthog picked up a transmission.
Tex: This is Freelancer Tex broadcasting on an open channel.
Church: This is Private Church broadcasting on an open channel.
Grif: Why are the Blues on the radio?
Simmons: Who knows? *turns on his radio* Hey Blues, shut the fuck up! Get off our radios and quit running our batteries down!
Unfortunately, the maroon soldier was taken over by the rogue A.I.!
Simmons(O'Malley): Do it now, or I will kill every last one of you! And then everyone else here as well, just to prove a point! Mwahahaha!
Grif: Woah Simmons, hey- don't you think that was a little over the top?
Simmons(O'Malley): Suck it, you fool!
Sarge then got out of the Warthog as well.
Sarge: And what's wrong with your voice?
Simmons(O'Malley): Nothing. Why does something have to be wrong with my voice? Maybe somethings wrong with your voice. Ever think about that, cocksucker?
Grif: Um, you do know that's Sarge you're talking to, right?
Simmons: I mean cocksucker, sir!
Simmons(O'Malley): Mwahahaha.
*With the Blues and Ruby*
Church: This is Private Church broadcasting on an open channel!
Ruby turned to the remaining Wyoming and emptied an entire clip of her SMG into him.
Ruby: Double revenge.
Tex turned to the cobalt soldier.
Tex: What are you doing?! You're screwing with our plan!
Church: I'm making you harder to find.
Ruby: *sighs* Guess I should've seen that coming. . . .
Church: Tucker, Ruby, turn on your radios!
Ruby: O'Malley controlling us is just as bad as him controlling her, you idiot!
Tucker: Yeah, fuck that! If he gets us, he gets the swords!
Church continued his broadcast.
Church: Attention all Blues, turn on your radios and start broadcasting right now!
Unfortunately, Caboose followed his CO's orders.
Caboose: Okay, I'm on the radio too, now. This is fun. What do you want to talk about?
Church: Well, he can't find you now, Tex.
Tex: Don't get involved Church. Omega wants me, he can have me.
Church: Why? So you can kidnap Tucker's kind and enslave an entire race?
Tucker: Yeah, what's up with that, bitch?
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Red Vs Blue, & there's Magenta: Season Five
FanfictionRed Vs Blue, but with a twist! Ruby and Tex chased down Wyoming, but upon returning to Blood Gulch, they realized they had a lot to catch up on. . . Tucker has to deal with being a father, Grif has to deal with the arrival of his sister, The Reds ha...
