Church: Haha yeah! Hey it wor-
Ruby: That's not Caboose, Church. . .
Caboose listened in on the situation from the speakers of the ship.
Caboose: Sheila, um, did you send the tank out there to. . . help them?
Sheila: Negative.
Caboose: Oh, so the tank went out there. . . on its own.
Sheila: Affirmative.
Caboose: Sheila, I think they might be in trouble.
Sheila: Affirmative.
Caboose: I. . . should help them!
Sheila: Affirmative.
Caboose: I can go out there-
Sheila: Negative.
Caboose: -and help them beat Wyoming-
Sheila: Negative.
Caboose: -and save the day-
Sheila: Nope.
Caboose: -AND EVERYONE WILL LOVE ME!
Sheila: What?
Caboose: ESPECIALLY CHURCH!
Sheila: My sensors indicate you don't stand a chance.
Caboose: Thanks Sheila! This is a great plan!
And the Blue set off to help his team!
*At the Red Base*
Wyoming and Gary, now in the tank, held the Blues and Ruby captive.
Wyoming: You know I can't thank you enough for leaving your tank completely unattended. It was very kind of you old chap. Makes your defeat and humiliation so much easier.
Church: Yeah, well great. Glad we could help. I'm sure if you give us enough time we'll just kill ourselves. Save you some ammo.
Wyoming: If it makes you feel any better, your death is for a very noble cause.
Church: The hell do you want with Tucker's kid anyway?
Ruby/Tucker: What?!
Tucker: How did we get here?! What?!
Ruby: Um, what's going on?!
Church: Whats wrong with you two?
Tucker: Us?! What's happening?!
Church: Um, we're being held prisoner. Where the hell have you two been?
Ruby: What?! This doesn't make any sense!
Church: What do you mean "this doesn't make any sense?" Are you both retarded?
Ruby: Wasn't Tex-
Church: I know, Tex'll take him out.
Wyoming: Oh right, Tex. You mean. . . HER!
Tex's knife was inches away from stabbing the bounty hunter, but he reacted quickly and slammed his gun into thin air, hitting her and knocking her out of her active camouflage and onto the ground!
Wyoming: Poor Tex, never could figure out when she'd been beaten.
Church: What the?! How did you know where she was?
Tucker: What do you mean? That's where she was before!
Church: BEFORE WHAT?!?!? Have you gone insane!
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Red Vs Blue, & there's Magenta: Season Five
FanfictionRed Vs Blue, but with a twist! Ruby and Tex chased down Wyoming, but upon returning to Blood Gulch, they realized they had a lot to catch up on. . . Tucker has to deal with being a father, Grif has to deal with the arrival of his sister, The Reds ha...
