Church: You can't just show up and start bossing people around, Tex. Bossing people around is my job. I put in the time.
Tex: We had to leave, we found Wyoming.
The two and Caboose were near the ship.
Church: Yeah, Tucker told me. What happened?
Tex: I though I tracked him back to O'Malley, but by the time we and York got there-
Church: York? Your old Freelancer buddy? Was Carolina with him?
Tex: Which one?
Church: North.
Tex: She was already dead.
Caboose: But what about Bermuda?
Church: That's not a state, dumbass.
Caboose: Portland?
Church: Shut up.
Tex: But he still had Delta with him.
Church: Delta? The A.I.? How? I thought they took them- Wait a minute, wait a minute. How is he still alive? Aren't we hundreds of years in the future?
Tex: I thought it was because of his armor. You know all the Freelancer suits had some kind of enhancements.
Church: Right, like your invisibility.
Caboose: And horrible meanness.
Church: No dude, that's all natural.
Tex: York's was some kind of healing mechanism. It would help him recover from wounds in battle. I thought it might've kept him alive all these years. We could've gotten some information from Wyoming, but he. . . managed to slip away. But from what I remember, back in Freelancer Wyoming had some teleport type thing.
Church: So he can teleport?
Tex: Don't think so, It was more like someone grabbing him from somewhere else.
Church: How is that possible? The only technology that I know can do that is. . . Wait a minute. . . Each Freelancer had an enhanced suit with an A.I., right?
Tex: Right.
Caboose: Riiight.
Church: Your armor was invisibility and your A.I. was Omega?
Tex: Right.
Caboose: Wrong. Oops, missed that one. Can we go back?
Church: What was Wyoming's A.I.?
Tex: Gamma.
Church: *sighs* I gotta make a phone call.
Church did just that. . . .
?: Hello.
Church: Hello, this is Church, Gary, or should I call you Gamma? Have you been lying to us?
Gary: Lying is such a Shisno concept. I mean, human concept.
Church: You're a computer, I thought computer's can't lie.
Gary: They can if they're programmed to lie.
Church: Were you programmed to lie?
Gary: . . . . . . . .No.
Church: God damn it!
Gary: I have to go, Church.
Church: Wait, what about the aliens?! How do we-
Gary: Goodbye.
The Gamma A.I. hung up from his position at the Zanzibar Fortress. . . . Standing before him was his owner.
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Red Vs Blue, & there's Magenta: Season Five
FanfictionRed Vs Blue, but with a twist! Ruby and Tex chased down Wyoming, but upon returning to Blood Gulch, they realized they had a lot to catch up on. . . Tucker has to deal with being a father, Grif has to deal with the arrival of his sister, The Reds ha...
